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First work day of the week....at least for me Edition
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First work day of the week....at least for me Edition It's tuesday minions, and you all know what that means. Absolutely nothing, that's right. You can't complain that it's Monday and you can't be thankful it's Hump Day. It's just a strange sort of Limbo day where you have to make the best of it. You've all probably seen your fill of my Beastage lately as well, so I'm not even going to bore you with another chest shot for Titty Tuesday. Has anybody ever had a roommate and allowed that roommate use of some of your belongings? I've done that with my big screen television, and 1 of the 2 roommates has reached a point where he acts as if he has some sort of inherent right to sit his ass in front of it for 6-12 hours a day. I can tell by his body language and sighs that he gets annoyed when I use my own shit. Now I'm annoyed!  Yowzers! I'm about to drive to our old building and it's raining cats and other small, furry, angry, needle-toothed mammals out here! It looks to be a short day. The majority of us are going over to do a final clean-up of the old site and then call it a wrap. We just had a group of guys return from an Africa deployment on Friday, and they need some room to move and clear up their travel documents. Wow... Talk about a long, sloooow trip between sites. I'm at least 20 minutes away still and moving slowly enough to compose a blog entry. OK... This is great. The tunnel I use was closed, so I got forced to the right onto a highway I never use. I turned to GPS and that led me to a bridge which was closed for repairs. I'm now sotting outside a 7-11 who-knows-the-fuck-where, trying to decide if I should just punch in my home address and say fuck it. This is pay-back for having such a wonderful Monday. The universe must balance the scales in it's favor. Screw you universe! Do you hear The Beast? SCREW YOU! I'll probably be struck by a meteorite later today and killed instantly. Has anybody seen my co-vice presidential candidate, KarlBloggerfeld, running around anywhere? I'm starting to think he took the campaign funds and ran off to a tropical island with a box of artificial woman parts. I'll bet his plan is to drink rum and make sweet, sweet love to<b> cyberskin </font></b>all day while I'm stuck back here, trying to run a campaign on a shoestring budget and the handsomeness of my ass. I'll never get you minions out of toilet paper and into real uniforms at this rate! I may get you out of the toilet paper at least. No harm in that really.... naked minions and whatnot.... no harm at all. BEAST OUT Bonus Material! Get to know your Vice Presidents past with OneStrangeBeast's Get to know your Vice Presidents Past Program. Today's VEEP - Aaron Burr, after shooting and killing Alexander Hamilton in a duel, was indicted for murder in both New York and New Jersey, but never stood trial. |
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i am hoping that tonights nightshift is as productive as your day seems. i could handle a nice little relaxing night for a change.
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I got through the tunnel 15 mins before they closed it. Of course that was after sitting for another 15 mins earlier while they pumped it out the first time. P-town was completely flooded, and I ruined a pair of NW shoes just trying to get into the office. I should have just stayed in bed.....  I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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KarlBloggerfield is John Edward??? what??? did he spend the money on the mistress??? 
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"I'm stuck back here, trying to run a campaign on a shoestring budget and the handsomeness of my ass." Based on the handsomeness of your ass.... I dont think you have to worry much about the budget.. just saying "You've seen my descent, Now watch my rising!" - Rumi Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are forged from it - Michele K.
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I'm really ok with having non uniforms for this minion. You know...saving a tree and all. As long as you dont mind my naked ass wandering around The Beast's Den all day.
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i am hoping that tonights nightshift is as productive as your day seems. i could handle a nice little relaxing night for a change.
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I got through the tunnel 15 mins before they closed it. Of course that was after sitting for another 15 mins earlier while they pumped it out the first time. P-town was completely flooded, and I ruined a pair of NW shoes just trying to get into the office. I should have just stayed in bed.....
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KarlBloggerfield is John Edward??? what??? did he spend the money on the mistress???
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Was it smooth, rich, and creamy?
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"I'm stuck back here, trying to run a campaign on a shoestring budget and the handsomeness of my ass." Based on the handsomeness of your ass.... I dont think you have to worry much about the budget.. just saying
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mmm that's really bad luck after some good luck on a monday and yes the universe seems the have a very weird sense of humour lately!! Good luck, hope you got home okay?!
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Good for you !! Glad you could call it a day....
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