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Fully Nude Friday With a Twist! Edition  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
3/30/2012 10:24 am

Last Read:
3/31/2012 9:45 pm

Fully Nude Friday With a Twist! Edition

Welcome, minions, old and new, to the Beastliest Blog Beyond Badass!
I thought I would inject a wee bit of humor into your day with my current doodle. Keep your minions giggling and they won't notice their paychecks always begin with zero. That's my philosophy. It's a good thing.
I freely admit, I am having a grand time doodleblogging all of you. I've secured employment with Dirty Girl and ODB, and I'm even thinking of working on my own blogginess related project.
The idea of a blog residents inspired comic book has taken hold. How many of you would like to be included in an actual paper and ink comic book?
I'll let Dirty Girl finish her project while I form some ideas. If I get some support, I'll eventually go to a print shop and have them run off maybe 100 issues of whatever finished product I come up with.
Once printed, anybody who wants a copy will just need to provide me a shipping address. You'll want to hold onto your copy in case I ever become famous in the comic industry. An original, small print run comic could be worth something.
I actually went to school and remain in contact with a guy who has worked some in the industry.
That was an interesting guy. He had his own apartment in high school. That would have been the coolest thing ever if he hadn't been a socially stunted, black is the only color to wear, you have to be<b> eighteen </font></b>to buy condoms, strange smells and off limits bedroom kind of guy.
I remember the time a buddy and I convinced Michael to climb to the roof of a bank in my hometown. It took some doing. Getting his leg over that final wall at the top of the fire escape was Hell.
Once up, Mike transformed into fucking Batman right before our eyes. A tall, clumsy, dumpy, long scraggly haired, uncoordinated Dark Fucking Knight. I thought he was going to shit himself, he was so excited.
He does do some amazing artwork though, so stop by his site and check him out. He's doing what I probably would have, had I locked myself in a smelly apartment for years, honing my craft.
I almost took final pictures of my Captain America costume, minus the mask, for you all last night. The materials I need to attempt a homemade mask arrived in the mail however, so I'll hold off until I can take a crack at making it.
Pictures soon minions.

BEAST OUT

Bonus Material!

Improve your blogging vocabulary with OneStrangeBeast's Obscure Word of the Day Program.
Today's Word: Latrinalia - latrinalia is the use of words, particularly in writing, that are primarily fit for use on the wall of a public restroom. Ladies may now update their profiles with the phrase "If your first message to me is replete with latrinalia, don't expect me to respond to you!"
I'm sure men will respond that they don't like flowers either, and what a relief to meet a woman who doesn't desire them as well.

Double your fun with Latrinology! This is the actual study of writings found upon restroom walls.
Maybe I can land a gig after the Navy as a Latrinologist. The Discovery Channel might me to do a weekly program on the subject.
"Join me, James ******, as I delve deep within the bowels (Huh Huh... Oh, I've made a funny). Join me as I delve deep within the bowels of some of the most exciting latrinalia locations this world has to offer."


rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
3/30/2012 9:56 pm

Can I have some Nac Mac Feegles with me? Then yes...ME, Me, me....

As for latrinalia...I've seen some very interesting examples on the bathrooms from coast to coast. I always find it entertaining...

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
3/30/2012 11:39 pm

A blog resident inspired comic book sounds like an awesome idea...
I say do it!!

And this is one minion who cant wait to see the finished Captain America costume.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/31/2012 5:11 am

    Quoting blondegirlis:
    A blog resident inspired comic book sounds like an awesome idea...
    I say do it!!

    And this is one minion who cant wait to see the finished Captain America costume.
Well apparently women really aren't kidding when they say they don't want to see cock shots. Even a cartoon version seems to be keeping the comments down. Either that....or being in a comic book doesn't sound as thrilling to them as it does to me.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/31/2012 10:45 am

    Quoting rm_impish_pixie:
    Can I have some Nac Mac Feegles with me? Then yes...ME, Me, me....

    As for latrinalia...I've seen some very interesting examples on the bathrooms from coast to coast. I always find it entertaining...
I don't think I can go stealing the Feegles from Terry. Maybe I can create your very own little protective followers.


Indi297 55F

3/31/2012 8:31 pm

I also think it is an amazing idea. My eyes lit up when I read that thinking who's doing that now? No one I know of - that would be totally cool and I think once you have people on board, some doodleblogs done, others would jump on the bandwagon! I'd even send you money for a copy Beast! You are that good at your craft and it will only get better the more you do!! Great idea babe!!


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
3/31/2012 9:27 pm

this minion wants to be in your blog resident inspired comic book...count me in...

japaneseass...


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