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The Book of the Beast
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The Book of the Beast The Book of the Beast: If you can make it to the end, it will all make sense...I promise Edition So I sent a message to a woman on here a few months back, complimenting her on her pictures or something simple like that. I happened to spot her profile again a couple days ago and noticed she had posted some additional photos. She's cute, so I let her know the new pictures were nice. Keep in mind that although this woman lives in the states, she's actually from Italy and english isn't her forte. (By the way americans...it's pronounced fort, not fortay. Too bad you've been doing it so long, the dictionary finally gave in and accepted it as legit.) She couldn't view my profile, being a standard member. All she could see of me is the unnecessarily close shot of my arm and chest I have as my main photo. She asked me to send some more photos, which I attempted to do, but she still apparently couldn't view them for some reason, so I offered to text them to her phone. I send her a couple of photos this way and she texts me back with "Ho ya loki god". Here I am trying my best to emulate Thor, and this woman is calling me Loki, God of Mischief. I finally figured out she probably meant "Oh yeah, looking good". I saw it as a sign though. (If I believed in such things) Loki has been the one messing with me these past 3 months and putting me through the emotional roller coaster. I find out yesterday that I am being deployed overseas against all common sense, and no more than an hour later, I'm getting a text that my has hit his head at school and I need to rush over there. Luckily my was only dizzy and not concussed. Loki may have been messing with me for the past 3 months, but Thor has, does, and always will prevail. I finally had my sit down with my executive and commanding officers today. When the subject of my deployment arose, they were both as surprised by it as me. They both also agreed that sending me overseas wasn't in my best interests at this point in my career. The XO assures me that tomorrow he will have a discussion with my immediate chain of command and sort the matter out. The discussion could possibly lead right back to where I am, but I believe Thor will smite down this trouble with one mighty and majestic blast of righteous lighting from his trusty hammer, Mjolnir. For those of you patiently waiting...I will be getting my tuna salad<b> supplies </font></b>this evening after I've dropped my off with his mother. I have a new twist I'm going to try. Don't worry - I will mix it and give it a test run before posting it, just in case I've deceived myself in how the combination should turn out. So for now my millions of adoring fans.... I'm optimistic tomorrow will bring news that will finally cause my stomach to stop cramping up and my to stop calling me a liar. That would make for a good day. BEAST OUT |
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*fingers crossed and incense burning* ... No deployment -- no deployment -- no deployment! HAPPY 40TH ... Welcome to the ride of your life! B.T.M. This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine. RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me
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You gotta have a little faith baby...I've been throwing pixie dust all over you building.  They're so confused right now they don't know if they're coming or going. It's all gonna work out. I promise.  I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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11/15/2011 4:29 pm |
Don't worry sweetheart, I made a call tonight, you aren't going anywhere anytime soon. baby  baby
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I hope it works out for you!
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11/29/2011 10:53 am |
Just thinking... Thor is pretty hot, but Loki would probably be more fun "I reject your version of reality & substitute my own"  Offended Yet? Sign Here: [post 2929227] I mean seriously, DO IT!! Have you ever tried Sloggin' it? Blogger Slogger The best of some of the Canucks I love: [blog CanadaWeek]
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oh brother enjoy lokis attention and crave it. it is like getting kicked in the balls by the world. or everyday life as i like to call it.
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oh brother enjoy lokis attention and crave it. it is like getting kicked in the balls by the world. or everyday life as i like to call it. "What is your name?" "James" "Dwayne?" "James!" "Greg?" "JAMES!!!" "Ok babe. I talk later Mmmm gudnight babe." Somehow she understood me when I said Kuwait the very first time. Can't get James to save my life... but got Kuwait no problem.
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