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Hard To Feel Sexy When....  

sirenprime 68M/49F  
97 posts
1/6/2013 9:18 am
Hard To Feel Sexy When....


Well, Damn winter anyway! As the temperatures decrease, and the precipitation increases ( at least here in the Pacific NorthWest { or as we Non-American people prefer to refer to it; The Wet West Coast }), so too does the likelihood of illness and injury. Even when one is as health conscious and oriented as the two of us are, there still remains the greatest of possibilities of being laid low by either some strain or sprain. Or, worse still,by some microscopic bug which crawled inside you after you scratched your nose a mere second after releasing an infected door knob in a mall.Damn that WalMart cleaning staff too! Where were they in our hour of need??
While I'm sure that all of this illness and injury is hard on everyone who's forced to endure it, can I make a special note of the heartache it brings to lascivious dogs such as ourselves? The passion remains, the desire is as strong, the interest is as pressing...but who, in Heaven's name would feel like pursuing these things when they feel like a soggy dishrag that's been wiped over too many counter-tops?? Would one even dare to try to make new friends when they know they'll have to hobble into the coffee shop due to the sprained knee that slipping on icy steps has left them with? Will the initial meeting go as smoothly when your conversation is all but unintelligible because of the cement-like blockage in your nose?? Will you be able to truly learn about your new prospective playmates when you need to excuse yourself every ten minutes or so to rush off to the overcrowded and under-sanitised Starbucks washroom?? You might just return to some empty chairs and scattered paper cups after the fifth trip....
No, this time of year is hard on the tramps and trollops who populate our little community. Even when one pulls back a little, it still remains difficult to seek out new friends for fun. Siren & I have always enjoyed chatting with people while on cam, finding that it's a great ice-breaker, and certainly a good place to start off a potential relationship with. ( yup, it's ALL a relationship of one sort or another...)However....the whole cam thing just seems to lose it's sensual effect when the video is littered with pill-boxes, medicine jars, and scattered Kleenex tissues. There is just NOthing sexy about being sick, no matter how much appetite remains within the convalescent...
So....in case it hasn't yet occurred to you... we're under the weather. It IS hard, because as much as we remain Hounds ( in the most positive sense! ) we just can't REALLY get too worked up about anything "interesting" these days. We still peruse our "views", still leave the IM up when we're around, and ( as Standards ) are of course happy to ANSWER our emails when we RECEIVE them, but for the most part, we're down, we're in hibernation. However...just like Yogi The Bear And BooBoo, we CAN assure you, that when we DO awaken from our long winter nap, we'll be overcome with a hunger that might be more insatiable than it was going in. So, if you consider yourselves the carnal equivalent of a Picnic-Basket, Beware!... come Springtime, we'll be looking for YOU!!

sirenprime 68M/49F  
518 posts
1/14/2013 10:35 pm

Awww....Thanks Guys...You've got us trying to find the snow tires now...


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