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Plenty of Catfish
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Plenty of Catfish An exchange from the POF website, continued into on phones. WELL she emailed first, without looking my profile, and called handsome. Red flag! Jeez, some people. Her username: dvanessa(located in Maynardville, TN). It begins: dvanessa: Hi handsome how are you doing Me: Hey, doing alright. A little chilly! What are you to? (Five minutes go by, no response) RDX: Any plans tonight? Want to go get drinks? dvanessa: I dont have any plans yet RDX: Ah, so we're getting drinks then! Where do you want to meet? dvanessa: Well can you chat me on ? RDX: No, I don't have . Are we going to meet tonight for drinks or not? We can exchange if we like each other afterward. Me: I suggest Pete's Place on Maynardville highway- closer to you than me, but it should be convenient. What do you say? dvanessa: 985(NUMBERS)* here is my number you can there *not posting the number. BUT HERE is where the real fun begins! Now to transcribe from my cell phone- I entered her contact as AA Fake Joanne. : Hey, RDX from POF Is your name Joanne or Vanessa? Her: Hi handsome how are you doing Me: OK, what's your name? (a minute goes by) ? Her: Am Joanne Me: Great! Does Pete's Place on maynardville highway work for you, Joanne? Her: Not really Me: Oh, what's a good place for us to meet? (a minute goes by) ? (more minutes) You there? (minutes) We gonna get some drinks? (minutes) ? Her: Am new here I stay with my uncle and his family Hmmmmmm Did you live alone ? Yes I am here Where are you right now Me: At home. No I have roommates. Best we meet for drinks in a public place. If you don't drink we can just get food You said you had no plans, so we going to meet tonight? (minutes go by) ? (minutes) You there? (minutes) ? (minutes) What's ? (minutes) ? (minutes) Her: Hope you understand what saying Ohhhhh well I guess will be next weekend so I will know what to tell my uncle before then No Because my uncle just got back from work right now And you know I told you I don't know anywhere here Nam doing pretty good and you : Um. Do you not have a smart phone with GPS? It leads you to the right place Her: using an version phone : Well let's meet somewhere you know how to get to then. A supermarket, and you can follow me to the place. Anyplace, you name it. Her: Okay Me: Great! Where? Where will I meet you tonight? Her: I will let you know when my uncle asleep Me: OK Her: *sends picture of big titted in bikini, cropped from the boobs * : Great pic! Her: Thanks handsome Me: Got any more? Her: I wish I could get you more but I don't have enough internet on my phone Me: Can't just connect to WiFi at your house? It won't use your phones data Her: We don't us WiFi I only get a phone card at the store Me: Ah, 's too bad. What phone do you use? I have a Motorola droid, and with 2gb data is $55 a month Her: I US An version phone : Yeah, which one? Make/model? Her: I do use an iTunes card with it What your phone carrier? : OK, who makes the phone? The brand name will be on it somewhere Verizon Her: I don't know my uncle gave it too me Me: Doesn't say any brands on it? Just look all over it Her: I check it all But I can't find the name on it Me: Oh well. So when's your uncle usually go to sleep? Her: I guess I to get a new phone without letting my uncle know I don't know yet tired of staying with him Me: Oh how long have you been here? I thought you were 29 and a pharmacy tech? You should be able to afford your own place Her: Yes but my ex let down The reason why my uncle ask too live with him for the mine time Me: I see. sorry to hear . How long have you been in Tennessee? Her: Well good 4 month now : Cool. Have you had a job whole time? Her: And you No Looking for job Me: I see. I've been here three Her: Ohhhh cool Did you live in your own house or you rent ? : I never have trouble finding work. Nearly everywhere is always hiring. Even Hardee's starts you out $10/hour! I rent Sometimes I think about working fast food just for fun. Did you go to school for pharmacy? Walmart is always hiring too. USPS is hiring everywhere right now as well- good benefits with them. USPS starts around $12 an hour So what TV do you like? I just thought right now... I thought you were 29? An adult? Why can't you just go on a date? Why does your uncle to be asleep? 's really strange, know? (several hours pass) Jeez, the man still didn't go to sleep yet?? (the next day) Her: Good morning RDX (I don't respond) (Two days later) Her: Hello (I don't respond) (One week later) Her: Good morning : Hey, what's ? Her: Hi honey : Did you figure out how to get to a supermarket yet? Her: How are you doing : So 's a 'no', then? Jeez, what does your uncle keep you shackled to your bed in your room? Her: Just waking right now : Why don't you answer my questions? Her: A friend of mine get a phone card last night : OK Her: What questions is : So you're sending more pics then? Did you figure out how to get to a supermarket yet? Her: No : Jeez, what does your uncle keep you shackled to your bed in your room? Her: No : So what gives? Don't you food? (minutes pass) ??? Have you figured out how to get to any public place? Her: No, I called a friend last night too help out with anything The problem is I don't like asking help from people : Ok So you don't leave your house? Her: Where are you right now? : home. So you don't leave your house? Do your legs work? You're not in a wheelchair are you? (minutes pass) ? Her: No lol I not in a wheelchair Or did you want too my phone bills? Me: No, just trying to figure out why you never leave your house If your legs work, why don't you go out and find a job? Her: just trying to get a new job here Me: Yes, after four months you should have one. Practically everyone is hiring Her: Well I will Me: How? You don't leave your house. You told you don't know how to get to ANY public place After FOUR months?! Something is not right with you. So what's ? Why don't you leave your house? (minutes) ? (minutes) ? (minutes) ? You can't be a pharmacy tech from home... (minutes go by, and I figure I'll get them talking again) home alone all day. Want to over? Her: Then you can : I don't understand... What do you mean? Her: You said you want to over? : I asked if you wanted to to Her: Did you want too over : Yeah Her: Send your address also tired of staying alone all the time Me: You have a car and license? Her: No Me: how will you get here? Her: I can take a bus or what did you think Me: Bus doesn't run here What is your address? I can there Her: I can take a flight running away here I don't want my uncle to know anything : What city are you in? Her: Gaylord, Michigan : You told you lived in Maynardville, Tenneseee. Her: And you : Knoxville, TN. Your POF profile says Maynardville Her: Yeah, I just move down to my uncle place, because tired of staying with bitch : So what's the address? I can go to Maynardville. Her: You want to go to maynardville? : Yes, to the place you are living . You said you have been there 4 months With the uncle. Her: in Michigan right now the reason why I move down to my uncle house in Gaylord When you also don't give a fuck about Should I give you the address? : Lol Sure But... Why did you tell you've been in TN for 4 months with the uncle when you are actually in Michigan? (minutes) OK, you are 10 hours away. I can be there before midnight if I leave right away. Her: What funny : "When you also don't give a fuck about " You've done nothing but lie to and then curse at like this. I find funny  So what's ? You gonna send the address so I can drive to Michigan and help you escape? (minutes) ? (minutes) ? (minutes) Rats, and I thought for sure I'd get a good wife out of this. Someone to share my 300 acre farm with and have . Oh well! Have fun with your bitchy uncle then. --------------------------------------------------------- THE END! (for now...) There is this English comedian who my buddy showed me on a Ted Talk, and what he does is engage scammers while knowing they're a scam. He tries to see how far and ridiculous he can make it. James Veitch! I just looked it . He is a riot. nowhere near as good as he is, but the principle is the same. IF the scammer is busy talking to me, they're not bothering someone else who might fall for it. Go look him , you'll laugh. --------------------------------- Jeebus, I've had to edit this thing twice today for all the dropped words make it read all retarded. The scammer's language is naturally stupid, the typos are supposed to be in there and the broken English but DAMN- it just really loses its zing when Senior Sizzle drops words out of my posts. 
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4/28/2019 11:40 am |
Also, just for yuks, I saved her original profile photos to my computer. Here we are, a week later, and the pictures up are an ENTIRELY different girl. Or she had some serious plastic surgery and amazingly quick recover. Incredible for someone unemployed for so long!
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lol...your convo with the girl was indeed funny...typical no brainer scammer there...and yes, i saw J Veitch...is that the one with gummy bears??? and gold nuggets???
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i always ask them do they have a cam, no cam to talk to
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