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Blogs > loadeddice101 > Puppy dogs and Fairy fables!!!

Why do my balls hurt!!!... was it the silicone??  

loadeddice101 52M
351 posts
10/13/2013 11:47 am
Why do my balls hurt!!!... was it the silicone??
Ok!!!! I am getting all kinds of OLD!!! No longer is it funny to make fun of old women and their huge bushes....cause to be quite honest I am shaving the genital sheep's like every fucking week!!! I got 2 of em.... Randy and Renaldo!!! They are usually shorn or cropped cause that's what the lady likes!!!

But I do remember having one chick who liked hairy balls!!! Ugh!!! And she had an ass maine from navel to lower back..... AND THAT MY FELLOW COCKERS IS WHY YOU NEVER HOOK UP WITH A 30 LB OVERWEIGHT DIVORCE'..... there was a reason why HER husband took the first train out of NEVER...NEVERland!! The grooming.... and of course the inability to go to Red Lobster and stop at 2 garlic cheese bread biscuits!!

THEY ARE DELICIOUS..... THEY ARE DELICIOUS!!!!



I don't really mind the help and I really don't even feel like a puss for needing the help...... I mean fuck!!!! How many of you fucks need walkers to get around???......yeah!!......SHUT THE FUCK UP!!


So.... Dice the legend is banging away the other night!!!
Bang..... you're the best Dice!!!
Bang..... keep going Dice !!

And I did cause as you all know KINGS do what's needed for YOU peasants!!!

But If it didn't saw off half my dick in the process!!!!


GOOD!!!

How did it get close enough to saw??? You ask??? I got's to put like me plus the giant purple cock in that maiden?????

SHOULD I GET A WOMAN WITH ALITTLE LESS VAGINA?? oR will a piece of cardstock placed between said sexual torture device and my lovely cock help???

Please advise!!!! She will be horny again tonight???

Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????
_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
10/13/2013 1:02 pm

 A little less Vagina?

Isn't that some old Elvis Song?

It's either that or one of those Eevil Woman type characters from the Austin Powers Booth man O'misery, secret, sacred spy series.

PS. Do you remember the phony Swedish porn Queeen from daze gone by named LOTTA TOP?

insert exploding bomb image here


loadeddice101 replies on 10/13/2013 1:34 pm:
I usually keep my porn non Swedish!!! I HATE the swedes!!! But I remember Helga Swen!! Old nasty swede cock sucker!!!

Anyways!!! Evil Woman from Sabbath? or ELO???? ELO..... LOL!!! I feel old!!

_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
10/13/2013 1:43 pm

 I still have a VHS tape of Helga somewhere.

I actually think the woman from Austin Powers was called Alotta Fajitas.

Sabbath RULES BTW.

insert exploding bomb image here


loadeddice101 replies on 10/13/2013 2:02 pm:
Sabbath does my friend!!!

I remember whacking it to her in my early teens!!!!!

LOL!!! I stole a porno mag from a friends dad!! LOL!! I am so glad I grew out of that perverted stage!!!

I have had a lot of Fajinas over the years! I think that's why my dicks broke!!

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