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Lumber jacks are oK by me!!!!  

loadeddice101 52M
351 posts
1/20/2012 8:59 am
Lumber jacks are oK by me!!!!

Funny thing!!!

Migraines!!! I just had an extremely intersting post about red dicks.... and Homosexual Greeks to post and.... WTF... did I do with it???

FUCK!!!

And what the FUCK happened to MY FONT???

Is it me... or did someone change my thick manly text to thin, and utterly droll font text???

So, yeah!!! Why did I come back....

Was it for the comraderie of nubile and totally interesting older women??? was it for the always searching FAtty.... who travel the net looking for just such a easy fuck whatever comes in you yard man...... A man who Dice resembles to a T!!!

Is that what youve come looking for????

Are you hoping to bring the Mighty Dice<b> dong </font></b>out of his covalescnce and by way of extension.... Improve this much maligned and often static site???

Is this what you seek???

Like I said... I have a migraine... and and cannot be responsable for the writings of my meager mind in this state!!!

I was thinking recently of... the direct correlation between the internet and the rising and alarming cases of childhood obesity!!! T'is what I do when I am at rest .... find ways to improve the world around me....whilst admiring the slightly weather worn 40 something single parent at Wal Mart! Are you gonna buy that lubricating jelly.... this one far superior for the cravings of the much sought after woman's backside... This is my quest to improve the world one DB at a time!!!

T'is what I do!!!

Well, to say I solved world hunger or improved the situation in the rainforest while I was away is FOLLY!! I much to my own shame... did neither!!!

But I did discover.... if you develop a rash under one ball(the left).... it will travel (if unimpeded) to the right and you will have to spend 20 bucks for lotrimin that cost about 5 bucks.... at any retailer who dabbles in the sale of over the counter hygeine!!!

Remember!!! Lift the ball.... wipe away any residue...wash in warm water.... do not apply if the skin is broken.... if condition does not improve in 2 weeks seek medical attention!!!

Or lower dating standards!!!



Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????


_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
1/26/2012 7:05 pm

Hey I was over right next to Dizzyland last weekend and I couldn't help thinking of you because so often you use goofy ass Dizzyland based images. Like there was once one you used that I liked calling Peter Fag Pan. And of course the old man and his dog at the exit to the Haunted House.

I request that you use some more Dizzyland images!!!!


insert exploding bomb image here


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