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Gold, Silver, Bronze...Plastic.
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Yeah, if there were a sex Olympics, I'd definitely medal!  Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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I can't think of a better thing to best at, GR. Seriously, I can't.
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gottaring replies on 7/22/2012 12:11 am: Wait a cotton-pickin minute, HotStuff...you meant to say that you devalue yourself enough without the assistance of others? Surely, you didn't mean that! Unfortunately it is far too true. To be aware of one's worth and actually believing in it are two separate things. If I was able to cut myself as much slack as I give others, I would be just fine. But it is a work in progress, and I have come a long long way. I am the only Me you get.
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Well, you know the original Olympics were naked...maybe a return to form? There would definitely be some perviness for everyone...the "pole vault" would take on an all new meaning, as well as the phrase "sticking the landing." Think of all the mounts and dismounts...and flying on the pommel horse. Of course, it would get weird with fencing becoming an all-male event  ... seeing the women's field hockey teams in full scrum or volleyball teams (of either sex) reaching for net blocks could cause so breathtaking an expulsion of lust the earth may become canted on its axis and the polar ice caps to shift  ...and heaven forbid they get the wrong angle on the weight lifting events!  Do agree with JustMe48906...mothering should be an Olympic sport. Hey, if golf and ballroom dancing are up there, how about an event that causes a lifetime of sleepless nights, requires the manual dexterity and timing of a juggler on speed, and such sacrifices of self and dignity as required for motherhood DESERVES a spot in the sun on the podium. And as others have said, yes, you are definitely the Olympic class goddess of the blogosphere; your wit and snarkiness are surpassed only by your beauty and pizazz. We bow to you, oh mistress of the muse! 
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You are an Olympic level party planner An Olympic level cook An Olympic level lingerie shopper (Yes, Im still jealous) An Olympic friend An Olympic Blogger And I KNOW you love your babies, so yea... bring on the Gold medals! I may not have accomplished anything noteworthy in my life, but my kids are the best thing I have ever accomplished. "You've seen my descent, Now watch my rising!" - Rumi Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are forged from it - Michele K.
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I hope you're not telling your kids they can do anything!!! We tried that with the last generation and it had disastrous results.
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There's no doubt you deserve a medal  
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i wouldnt worry about all that negative holding your daughter back from the presidency. it might actually giver her a leg up. i am one of those guys who is always curious about the olympics and enjoys the athletic endeavors. i am not obsessed like your grandfather was though. i dont even know when they start. lol
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Well Olympic sports are only rewarding once every few years. Being a good parent will be rewarding every day for the rest of your life. Even without the gold metal I think you came out on the better end of the deal.
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There should be an Olympic event for writing interesting and compelling blogs ... I'm sure you would come away with gold for that as well as for loving your kids! Don't ever change!!
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7/21/2012 9:44 pm |
Your other talent. Is it cricket?  You have great talents. Didn't you say you were a pool sharkette? Great baker, maker of pasta? Great mom and wife? All worthy endeavors. If masturbation were an Olympic sport I could challenge for the gold, but only in my age bracket. And they'd have to extend the length of the Olympic games, since it'd take me a few days between the quarters, semis, and finals to get it up again.
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Being on the Dean's list is nothing to thumb your nose at. That's a great accomplishment! And loving your kids? That's priceless! Having happy, healthy, well-adjusted kids should earn you a Gold Medal! Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Loving your kids and raising them is much more important than any piece of metal could be. I am not good at too much and not the best at anything, but that doesn't devalue me as a person. I do just fine at that all by myself. I am the only Me you get.
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If there was an Olympic sport for loving your kids, If you do nothing else in your life raising a happy, healthy child is more important than anything any politician, great scholar or scientist will ever do. A And here's more useless trivia for you, sociologically, you would probably be considered "Generation 1.5". These are people whose families emigrate when they are children. I'm a font of useless information.
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Lol @ this post has no point. I started reading and didn't pause until I finished it. Its a great introduction to you. And you're kinda kooky and funny. I'm Woof. Around the corner from you. Drop by sometime x.
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7/21/2012 8:13 pm |
I'm surprised someone like a Hugh Hefner, Larry Flint or some other person in the "adult" world has established a "Sexual Olympics". I really don't want to get into details here about it but it would picque some interest don't you think? They could hold qualification tryouts on the Playboy Channel.  Then we'd see the best in the world.Another Perfect Day in My Perfect World...........Right.
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. As far as Olymoic coaches go, I make Bela Karolyi look like Papa Smurf.
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