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Ms. Cellophane
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Ms. Cellophane Dammit. Why is it so fricking hard to just come out and be vulnerable? To lay things on the line and say what I'm really thinking/feeling? You guys will say, 'Gee, Gotta, you're pretty fricking transparent already!" and yes, to some extent that's true. But there's a lot that you don't see because I just can't be that open. Not because you'll use my weakness against me, but because you might think I'm a bit of a freak. We all hide our holes, don't we? Both literally, and figuratively, in my case, lol. I've read two posts about the discrepancies between men and women and their respective thought processes. I've been ruminating on the subject all day with respect to my own situation and I've come up with bupkus. I wrote a comment on someone's post (I haven't requested permission to<b> </font></b>her, so I won't), but I think the comment sums it up pretty well: You are so right- WE complicate men far more than we need to. They really are simple creatures, aren't they? He's hungry--> he eats. We watch him eat and we wonder why he's so hungry? Did he cheat on us with another woman and ramp up his appetite? Since when does he like Munster cheese? SHE must have given him Munster cheese- that ! And why can't he use a napkin instead of his sleeve? If SHE could see this side of him, I bet she'd run screaming. I hope that cheese makes him fart while she's blowing him. Meanwhile, he's like a deer in headlights because he can't tell Munster cheese from drywall tape and just grabbed the first thing he could find. Why do we do this shit? Who knows. Why do we hang our mouths open like walleyes when we apply mascara?  . So Guys, let me ask you something...are you really that simple and easy to understand? Should I take you at face value and not search for motivations and hidden meanings? And how does one learn to 'lay it all out there'? Yes, I've said it before: I'm real and what you see is what you get. But there's also more to me that you don't see, and might eventually get. I always say I hide my crazy in my hips, lol. That oughta tell you exactly how nuts I am. When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load... |
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4/24/2012 5:21 pm |
Item one: Men are simple. Item two: Women are complex. Item three: If it were otherwise, there would be no wars, but we would all die of boredom. Having said that, both sexes can be devious. Transparency is a noble goal, but is difficult to achieve. Much risk involved. My experience is that it only happens when incredible trust has been earned...or if a guy thinks it will allow him to get laid...  Such is the mystery of life.
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I believe that men ARE simpler than women, but they are not simple. They are humans and there is nothing uncomplicated about human behaviors. They have just been given the excuse that they are simpler so they have an out when it comes to elaborating on certain things. In my mind ... I am a simple person ... but many would disagree. I say what I want to people. That does not come without repercussions, but I was born with my filtering system out of whack. The most important thing you can wear is the expression on your face!   
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People tend to over-simplify things because then it's easier to categorize something as black or white, as opposed to that pesky gray. Nevertheless, there's some truth to what you say. Men can be fairly simple creatures - straightforward, goal driven. "Must kill mammoth." I think it's part of our DNA due to the way that we've evolved. Similarly, women can't typically get their way through brute force. They've had to evolve to be alert to nuances of behavior - after all, they didn't want Grog the Caveman getting pissed at them and tossing Junior off the cliff. Of course, I'm pulling this out of my ass and could be totally wrong. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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I think I am also a bit more simple - just say how it is or how I feel. But on the other hand, maybe I have not been blesses with the necessary social graces?? Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning Come visit my blog to know what I get up to from time to time: [blog 4jasmine2]
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I've got a lot to give, but just not on here  
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4/24/2012 6:42 am |
I do believe that men are simple creatures on the whole. I admire this approach so much I have adopted it as my own. When dealing with others I choose to think in one steps instead of subtext and countersubtext. That or I'm a Fabulous cross-dressing guy lucky enough to be born in a very curvy woman's body The statements made herein are in no way meant to express the opinions or views of ANYBODY ELSE.   There is no abnormal and normal Just honest and dishonest 
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I've been asking that exact same question for YEARS lol "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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*grabs your hips and wiggles you*
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4/23/2012 8:23 pm |
I think women give men too much credit for being deep thinkers with ulterior motives. I know I'm not. Ask me for advice and I'll give it. Ask me for help and I'll try and fix it. Take us at face value. We'll do what we can and tell you when we can't. Men are not super-analytical, over-emotional, hyper-sensitive people. We're not women. 
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4/23/2012 7:43 pm |
Strong and silent....thats the way to go Men, be strong. Women, be silent.
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I know have a plan for my next relationship... randomly eating, and saying, "I didn't eat because I was hungry." That'll twist her noodle. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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there is a lot in each sex that we wish we could change. men could listen more, women could talk less. the whole sitcom business is based on this stuff after all. now what i have to say is this. if you communicate honestly it will be rewarded. like i will say "if you hips are crazy then no one should be sane." and you will say "you know exactly what to say" and i will count myself lucky and we will both feel better. just as men want to fix womens problems instinctively women want to complicate their men by the same token. strange but true.
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