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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/6/2020 8:44 pm

Hmmm... interesting. I've been introduced to those and found them intriguing. Although, I've never been part of a long-term relationship.
So... what say you? 🤔
Have you missed NOT having it in your life up until now? I don't mind details... 😊
Multi-speed?


shoot_blanks 81M

10/6/2020 8:45 pm

I have had a bidet for several months to more than a year. I really like it!!! Saves on TP, plus wear and tear (excessive wiping) on a very tender part of my anatomy!!!


CedarsPrince 44M
1608 posts
10/6/2020 9:09 pm

Bidets sure have changed since I came across them as a kid

I used to think it was for washing feet. It was centered between the toilet and the bathtub in my parent's bathroom. It had a faucet and a nice mini fountain towards the end of it. I used to wash my feet in it. Back then, I was always intrigued by devices and discovered that you can increase the flow of the fountain to the point that the water could touch the ceiling. Well, one time I forgot to reduce the flow and not long afterwards, I heard my mom scream from the bathroom. OOOPS


boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
10/6/2020 9:13 pm

I just hope the water is warm!!!!!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/6/2020 9:18 pm

OH GREAT Jules, now look what you have done. As if 2020 wasn't already screwed up enough now the debate over whether a feature like "TURBO WASH" is actually pee or some other fluid will begin.

However, given the direction the TURBO WASH" "feature" is aimed I am choosing to Gird my arce.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


stopbyandsayboo 52M
1295 posts
10/6/2020 10:17 pm

OMG Jules,,, good thing I was sitting down when I read this ...Tooooo funny

I am positive that eventually it will be put to good use... But for the turbo you have to put the self -enclosed seat belt LMAO... Check the box it came in I am sure its there

Thinking of you and sending a virtual hug ..BE safe

JUST ME A TALL PASSIONATE MAN WITH A HUGE HEART


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
10/7/2020 3:28 am



Girding yer loins is quite a scottish expression McJules........I reckon there's some tartan running in yer blood there m'dear!

Now, there are so many upsides to this new acquisition, ah dinna ken where to start.......!

Firstly, if ye get the hang ay it, just think how much fun ye'll hae wi' the turbo wash!! No toys required!!

Then, if ye decide it's no' for ye, well, just leave it in place, ye'll be able tae multi-task, by doin' the dishes while ye're havin' a jobby!!

It just gets better and better!!!

Ah dearie me, hours of endless fun.......


DoctorBooty 43M  
6426 posts
10/7/2020 4:19 am

Yeah I dont know if I could handle it, my neighbor built and installed them for a living. Nah.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/7/2020 7:02 am

Just hope the buttons glow in the dark so there are no midnight surprises

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


John324864 75M
1221 posts
10/7/2020 7:45 am

Go ahead and try it.....you will like it......just start slow.......use the lowest settings and then increase to what feels good.


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
10/7/2020 10:20 am

Very Nice!! It's Kinky and Clean!!!


lunchandconvo 53F  
4034 posts
10/7/2020 10:52 am

my guess was wrong. i thought it was a sybian. those don't do anything for me.

i have never tried a bidet....


HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
10/7/2020 12:52 pm

if it is warm water No problem... like a shower head.... cold water could be an eye opener LOL


ULIXBIG 69M
9288 posts
10/7/2020 7:48 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Just hope the buttons glow in the dark so there are no midnight surprises


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
10/8/2020 10:11 am

    Quoting Leegs2012:
    Very Nice!! It's Kinky and Clean!!!
Hi I love it!!


CedarsPrince 44M
1608 posts
10/8/2020 1:35 pm

Jules1590 replies on 10/7/2020 9:28 pm:
LMAO! That's hilarious my friend. SEE! That is exactly what I'm afraid of! Your poor mother.

This is not a separate unit, but a seat attached to the commode. We shall see...


Just always be sure of the settings before use


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/8/2020 6:44 pm

Jules1590 replies on 10/7/2020 7:26 pm:
ROTFL definitely need to Gird your arse!

Cool, I got you to do that smile you do Perhaps some day I'll get to see the whole face?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


merlot5555 67M/57F  
1472 posts
10/16/2020 6:24 am

.....and the French are grinning... and saying damn Americans... took em long enough to discover this gem... lol... look forward to the follow up review after it's fully broken in...


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