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The Rules of Bedroom Golf  

cyclingfool 62M  
474 posts
2/27/2018 12:01 pm

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3/9/2018 5:08 am
The Rules of Bedroom Golf

Bedroom Golf

Here are the rules of the game.

1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - Men - one club and two balls.

2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete.. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved<b> viewing </font></b>of, alignment with, and approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine..

14. Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily at the course owners request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

16. Should the course be closed for repairs and maintenance (normally once a month) The player can take the time and do some maintenance on his club by cleaning the shaft.

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
3/1/2018 5:14 pm

 Love it. You did know this didn’t you. Hugs V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


cyclingfool 62M  
6666 posts
2/28/2018 4:01 am
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I really hope to play the back nine......


cyclingfool 62M  
6666 posts
2/27/2018 7:03 pm
    Quoting ArglBargl14:
    Sounds like a sub-par round is also to be avoided.

    Now if we could only figure out how a bogey works in this game...
Good point...


cyclingfool 62M  
6666 posts
2/27/2018 7:03 pm
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Glad you liked it..


cyclingfool 62M  
6666 posts
2/27/2018 7:02 pm
    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Hahaha! That is funny! Thank you for sharing!
A buddy of mine that retired from the golf industry emailed that to me. I told him I shared it, but not where I shared it..lol


cyclingfool 62M  
6666 posts
2/27/2018 7:01 pm
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I like that one and #13 myself..lol


ArglBargl14 61M
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2/27/2018 5:47 pm

 Sounds like a sub-par round is also to be avoided.

Now if we could only figure out how a bogey works in this game...


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
2/27/2018 4:01 pm

 Hahaha! That is funny! Thank you for sharing!
"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


cyclingfool 62M  
6666 posts
2/27/2018 1:03 pm

 I thought of you when I posted it for sure.


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
2/27/2018 12:59 pm

 You had to know I would LOVE this!!!


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