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Blogs > ladyj_1957 > Lady J's Musings

Innocent Talk at the Thanksgiving Table  

ladyj_1957 66F
3234 posts
11/19/2016 7:07 am
Innocent Talk at the Thanksgiving Table

I'm a leg man.
I like the breasts myself.
Grandpa likes firm breasts.
Aunt Rose has the largest.......
I like to smother it with gravy and lap it up.
She really spread those legs, so I could stuff my sausage up good.
I want dark meat.
I only go for white meat.
You need to massage it with butter.
My whole arm was up his.........
OH, yours is so juicy.
It's best with a dab of whip cream on it.
I like mine stuffed

Help me out. What else can you think of????
"Don't count the days, make the days count"
leblond16 67M
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389 posts
11/19/2016 10:56 am

 you need to spread the wings for better access.


ladyj_1957 replies on 11/23/2016 4:31 am:
I'll hold the legs widespread, you shove it in as far as it'll go.

pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
11/20/2016 9:55 am

 You know when you've been stuffed
Poor bird-she spent the day in the sauna getting roasted
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ladyj_1957 replies on 11/23/2016 4:38 am:
My breasts are firmer, but yours may be larger.

Are you tying up its legs?

ynot57755 66M
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38 posts
11/20/2016 1:21 pm

 Love very funny


ladyj_1957 replies on 11/23/2016 4:36 am:
Baste with its own juices.
Hot oils

jbdutch 58M
107 posts
11/21/2016 4:19 am

 Falling asleep when we're done.


ladyj_1957 replies on 11/23/2016 4:29 am:
I'm so sleepy afterwards.

ladyj_1957 66F
2359 posts
11/23/2016 4:47 am

 Massage gently with oil.
Before stuffing it. make sure the cavity is clean.
After dinner, me and you, on the couch.
I love salty nuts.
I'll do it for over three hours in a tent.
"Don't count the days, make the days count"


Shifgrethor 68M
588 posts
11/26/2016 2:56 pm

 Giving thanks for the tasty meal before you, and then eating until you can eat no more.


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