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A cowboy
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A cowboy A cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The cowboy replies, "If you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." lol |
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Thanks jablax39! This is a Good One! I needed a Laugh! I've a few funnies I posted!? Nice to make your acquaintance! I Must say, That's a Very Sexy Seductive Pose! You Look Marvelous!!! XOOOOX   Some things in Life You won't forget, Like twirlin' tongues n swappin' spit! OoohLa LaLa Laa, Ah U
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Hello Jablax39! Here's a Funny one, I thought I'd share With You! And Everyone! LMAO!!! A. Did you know that the word "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car"? B. Did you know that "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"? C. And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you"? How weird is that ??? Some things in Life You won't forget, Like twirlin' tongues n swappin' spit! OoohLa LaLa Laa, Ah U
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A lady goes into a pet store.. looks around and spots a box on the counter.. the sign on the box reads... SEX FROGS $20... she looks around and leans over the counter and tells the clerk she will take one. He tells her to read and follow the instructions VERY carefully. She gets home... locks the door.. reads the instructions... 1. take a long hot shower 2. put on sweet smelling perfume 3. get in bed naked and place frog in bed with you. He will do what he is trained to do. After several minutes in bed with the frog it had not done anything other than sit next to her. She read the instructions again to ensure she did not miss anything. At the bottom of the page it said, "any problems call the pet store immediately (303) 4567890" So she called the pet store.. the clerk answered the phone and said he would be right over. A few minutes later there was a knock at her door. She let the clerk in and he picked up the frog in his hand. Looked the frog sternly in the eye and said, "Now watch closely --- I am only going to show you how to do this one more time!!!"
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10/9/2010 7:40 am |
its good one babe
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Thanks guys. 
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you made me lough,thx to you
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you made me lough,thx to you 
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