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Unite!!!!! Threat to sex as we know it.
Unite!!!!! Threat to sex as we know it. There is an insideous threat to sex as we know it. And all of us horny people in here we need to unite against it. I am talking about high oil prices!!!! The speculators oil companies have driven it too high. So what if I am paying $4.50 a gallon here in Northern California;The bigger threat is the huge price jump that will be cumming down the pipe on our sextoys!!!! It will cost more for those rubber dildos. Those strap-ons. Why even<b> handcuffs. </font></b>(Oil to fire the steel plants) I shudder to think what all the parts in the sybian will cost....And all that will be passed down to us consumers. Even Nylons for you fetishists will go up. And the straps for all those sex swings...Not to mention condoms. So we need to write our right-wing nutcase Congressmen and Senators and the White House to put price controls on big oil and stop the of American sexual perversity. Remember folks, Big oil is now EXPORTING our oil to foreign markets now. We aren't the big users anymore. I just hope those foreign oil users are making quality sex toys at a reasonable price so we can keep buying them. |
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Shit, the prices are high enough for a good quality toy! I hate the trickle down effect!
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