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Blogs > Mygentlecaress > From The Urinal

Crap Tats: Penis Edition – Part Two
 

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
3/30/2011 2:47 am
Crap Tats: Penis Edition – Part Two
Sometimes it apparently isn’t enough to tattoo penises on the body - hell no! In fact, why not just go the whole bloody hog and tattoo the penis itself? Or at least, that was the rationale of the following chap.....
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Well, if nothing else I suppose at least it looks rather jolly
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lil_whimsical 53F
8781 posts
3/30/2011 3:13 am

 Do you think it hurt to bad to finish that last pair of eyeballs?


rm_rubenesque8 51F
3244 posts
3/30/2011 3:59 am

 Ahh that's better. JA's blog of an 80 year old penis made me swear off sex for life.

Good thing I have a print of someone's who's just YUM!


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
3/30/2011 4:16 am

 It just seems so.......HAPPY!


bettiebear 47F
21001 posts
3/30/2011 5:01 am

 as always i ask why???
why would u want smiley faces all over ur cock??
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PerpetoMobile13 67F
3218 posts
3/30/2011 3:59 pm

 Hmmmmm - am I the only one who sees the similarity in design between underwear and D'''k???
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:36 pm
    Quoting lil_whimsical:
    Do you think it hurt to bad to finish that last pair of eyeballs?
lol Either that or else it's supposed to be asleep
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:37 pm
    Quoting rm_rubenesque8:
    Ahh that's better. JA's blog of an 80 year old penis made me swear off sex for life.

    Good thing I have a print of someone's who's just YUM!
lol Damn, JA beat me to the octogenarian penis photos
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:38 pm
    Quoting 80sbaby71:
    It just seems so.......HAPPY!
lol Looking at this just makes me want to jump for joy and dance.....slowly away from it
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:39 pm
    Quoting bettiebear:
    as always i ask why???
    why would u want smiley faces all over ur cock??
    big hugs xoxoxox
lol Might this be a bizarre attempt by the owner to relax his partners?
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:40 pm
    Quoting  :
lol It evokes memories of the 1990's and the acid smiley faces for me
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:41 pm
    Quoting  :
It's certainly a joyful one
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:41 pm
    Quoting  :
lol Literally?
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:42 pm
    Quoting Softsheetsnme:
    This one looks happy, but I bet I could make him even happier!
I'm wondering if the smiley faces continue on down to the chaps scrotum
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:44 pm
    Quoting  :
lol I'm thinking of having Pac-Man tattooed all over mine now
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 4:45 pm
    Quoting PerpetoMobile13:
    Hmmmmm - am I the only one who sees the similarity in design between underwear and D'''k???
lol It's the ultimate fashion statement - match ones penis to ones boxers
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PurplePeach72 51F
9194 posts
3/30/2011 7:50 pm

 Happy Cock! I like this one, if the rest of the package is as appealing I'd enjoy him! Making all his smiley faces smile would be a challenge...lol
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MzGoddessDomina 53F
59726 posts
3/30/2011 9:34 pm

 OMG it its Mr. Happy!!!


couple4fun6t9 56M/49F

3/30/2011 9:47 pm

 LOL He had to have been stoned out of his gourd! Just sayin'
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/31/2011 1:30 am
    Quoting PurplePeach72:
    Happy Cock! I like this one, if the rest of the package is as appealing I'd enjoy him! Making all his smiley faces smile would be a challenge...lol
    Kisses,
    LeeAnn
This is one penile specimen that will likely lift the spirits of any lady who goes down on the owner
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/31/2011 1:31 am

 lol I'm guessing that Mr Tickle and the rest of the gang are residing around the guys back side
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/31/2011 1:32 am
    Quoting couple4fun6t9:
    LOL He had to have been stoned out of his gourd! Just sayin'
lol I bet when he came to from his stoned state and subsequently went for a wee his reaction was something along the lines of, 'OMG! What have I done?!?!'
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/31/2011 2:07 pm
    Quoting  :
lol I'd imagine it to be highly disconcerting to have so many eyes fixated upon a lady whenever she went down there so to speak
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/31/2011 2:08 pm
    Quoting  :
lol I'll track down his number for you
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
4/4/2011 4:45 am
    Quoting  :
lol That's probably this chap's best bet; Hopefully ladies will overlook the smiley faces
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amoldenough 77F
16422 posts
4/6/2011 5:57 pm

 And his name is Mr. Smiley!!
"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


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