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Yet more penile anomalies
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Yet more penile anomalies Oh go on, you know that you love them really  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Yep, WTF?!?!?! springs predominantly to mind yet again  |
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12/9/2010 11:37 am |
Ok, I thought I was scarred by your sensual overload post, but holy god you topped it. WTF???? I don't even know what to think other than, why the hell would someone do that to their junk???!!!
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oh my fucking God... THAT has GOT to top the list... one can only imagine the kind of psychological trauma that man has suffered to get to the point where he thought that THAT would be a good idea...
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lol I'm wondering that myself  Certainly, even aside from the regretful state of his shaft, the constriction applied to his testes is likely to abate sperm production I am just itching to ask him simply, 'Why?!' 
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lol Oh no! I've just put down a brand new carpet in here
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lol I to am somewhat perturbed by the apparent frequency with which these things are turning up  Is this a new fashion statement? Will all men be expected to adopt this look soon? ....Pray for us
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Ok, I thought I was scarred by your sensual overload post, but holy god you topped it. WTF???? I don't even know what to think other than, why the hell would someone do that to their junk???!!! I can only agree with your sentiments that these mutilations are the result of the owners loathing their own tackle
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lol I guess he could always use the hollow shaft as a handy pen or cutlery holder of sorts
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oh my fucking God... THAT has GOT to top the list... one can only imagine the kind of psychological trauma that man has suffered to get to the point where he thought that THAT would be a good idea... - keep watching this space...
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yuck
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thats the worse yet
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lol, if he does he makes the woman wear a blindfold so she can't see what's piercing her  Pleas vote for me on BustyBettyBoop's poll [post 3146357] Pack Alpha   
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I just don't understand why? WHY???
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I want to know if these horrid modified pricks actually function?
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yuck 
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thats the worse yet
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lol My guess is that whilst he may still technically (just about) be able to use this thing, the chances of finding a lady who will be receptive and willing to try it with him are somewhat minimal
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lol, if he does he makes the woman wear a blindfold so she can't see what's piercing her If he were on this site, his profile would likely state, 'Oh, I love the intimacy of blindfolded sex the first time'
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lol Funnily enough, it took me three attempts to get this post up on account of the censors deeming it to be in presumed poor taste to  (I can't for the life of me think why though )
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I just don't understand why? WHY???
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lol I can only assume that some penile self loathing is going on in this chaps head - he might as well just castrate himself for the damage he has already caused
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lol It could star in it's very own horror flick; The tale of a murderous, possessed penis
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I want to know if these horrid modified pricks actually function?
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lol Ah....this may be not what you'd like to hear, but I think I have just found another one to actually top this - keep watching this space... If ANYONE produced ANYTHING even VAGUELY resembling that monstrosity... then the agenda would sooooo be switched to 'just get him out of here ASAP before he even ATTEMPTS to come near me with THAT thing'
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Haha, is this not the very fellow that dangles all sorts from his bits in the name of entertainment? He appears at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe every year in a show called Puppetry of the Penis. Most alarmingly, his show sells out every year! I'm prepared to bet our family silver brother on you having been more than once, haha!
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there are some fucked up people in this world............... I was trying to picture a blow job.....OH NO!!! GAG!!!!!
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