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porn critique  

speedqueen08 55F
127 posts
11/22/2012 4:47 pm
porn critique

It's thanksgivng and I am watching porn alone - just quietly sitting in the corner amusing myself... again.

Does it bother anyone else when they see two (or more) people having sex and it is obvious they do NOT know how to fuck?

1 Balls should slap the clit
2 She should be able to take the whole thing
3 Needing to spit on it every two minutes means somebody isn't getting aroused
4 Seeing ZERO chemistry
5 Lips should be "sucking" the cock - not flapping in the wind
6 It should not be obvious that he is wandering in traffic during the episode of "oh oh fuck me" - if she is loving it - why isn't he getting (or staying) hard?
7 Damn stupid bitch, LEARN to give a blow job that gets you off by giving it

Does anyone else ever want to jump through the screen and on to the set and make a few changes that would benefit everyone involved?
Yes, I'm a sport fuckin' critic with minimum standards - just like you
No, porn is porn - it's supposed to be cheesy
Getting laid poorly is better than not getting laid at all
I'm still the best I ever had
It reminds me of a time when...
In and out is all there is - I didn't know there were walls to hit
This is a dumb poll, you obviously aren't getting laid enough


JustHere2Cam 56M
14229 posts
11/22/2012 7:33 pm

P and I *hate* it when they spit on everything. They make it seem like spit is a magical wonder lube. In reality, it's just about the least sexy thing you can do in the middle of having sex.

I also hate the additional moans they add into scenes. You'll see a disinterested woman whose mouth isn't moving, yet you hear her moaning like crazy.


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speedqueen08 55F
47 posts
11/22/2012 9:02 pm

I wish more people read your blog.


Gedalia3 60M
13613 posts
11/22/2012 10:56 pm

I don't get the whole porn spit thing. If you're using your mouth isn't there saliva in the whole process already?

So, yes to all of the above, but if YOU are not getting laid enough than there is clearly something not right with the world. Could that have been the cause of Superstorm Sandy? The idea of that brain and body not being used for pure carnal pleasure at least a few times a day is truly a sin against nature.


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JustHere2Cam 56M
14229 posts
11/23/2012 4:02 am

Awwww... Thank you very much.


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trucking0_13 61M

11/23/2012 12:46 pm

love to chat with you sometime


speedqueen08 55F
47 posts
11/27/2012 12:50 pm

Thanksgiving is a day reserved to openly give thanks to those people in your life that have made a positive difference. I give thanks every day that the people in my life guided me to be the me I am and teach me the skills I have... a few of those skills being the title of this post. There was at least one person whom I expected to hear from and did not. But that did not stop me from drinking from living water and eating from the garden... I have a Discerning Palate... the Menu is always orgasmic fare at my table.


Gedalia3 60M
13613 posts
11/29/2012 6:11 pm

Hey hun! Back in Hawaii? Send me an email and let me know what's up!

As for Obama, let me make it simple, everything positive he cites re Israel, were agreements that were made long before his Presidency that he has no choice but to honor.

The two most dangerous things he did was to create a caliphate in Egypt, empowering Morsi to now be the new Nasser, but far more dangerous. The Brotherhood is infinitely patient and has been moving toward taking Egypt for 100 years.

In addition, by eliminating Bush's greatest foreign policy achievement - bringing Ghaddafi in from the cold, having him pay reparations for terrorism past and providing intel on current operations - he provided the greatest foothold yet for Al Qaeda, which despite their ridiculous assertion that it is dead is now stronger than every.

Worse, he has had an American force in Judea/Samaria for 4 years training the PALESTINIANS in American Combat methodology, i.e. training them in how to defeat Israel.

Hey - on cam tonight it was like looking at a series of still photos. Great resolution but no refresh rate, and yes, btw, I still want to fuck you so much it's hard to take!


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Gedalia3 60M
13613 posts
11/29/2012 6:12 pm

oh - and no - would not believe you haven't been laid in months unless it is YOUR choice. Boy, the men of Houston must be weak!


Come check out The Social Contract. A little brain food!!


Losing the world one nation at a time.

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act


speedqueen08 55F
47 posts
11/29/2012 7:27 pm

LOL - with the toys I have - unless a human is truly outstanding - I don't want their karma or BS - And from the Christian perspective - WW3 is only fought between Israel, Palestine, Egypt, Syria, Turkey, Persia (Iran/Iraq) - the eagle wings (Merica) which once supported the woman (Jerusalem) are not present in the battle... at least that is the basic agreement between old and new testament scholars. Wow, this took a weird turn from a porn critique. BTW - the reason for the slow cam - more than 1600 people in the room in a matter of minutes so I guess you missed the "exercise program" - its cool - I hold the toy in place with one set of muscles and bounce it up and down with another set, leaving my hands free to eat WOW WEE MAUI CHOCOLATE BARS and catch the toy when I build up enough pressure to squirt it out.


Gedalia3 60M
13613 posts
11/29/2012 8:13 pm

I saw the exercise in slow motion! And you know I am more than impressed by your "musculature" both in the physique sense and the sexual sense. What so intrigues me about you sexually is that I need someone strong b/c of my uber dominant ways. Not to mention every time you write about it, you're right on, as here.

I make a slight exception for porn, though, as sometimes they are doing things that they believe look better on camera as opposed to being the "correct" or most sexually satisfying method.

BUT, I just don't get most porn girls and their inability to give even a moderately good blow job.

So - care to demonstrate?

Oh, as for the Christian biblical armegeddon... well, just another thing I appreciate about Judaism! No armegeddon and the messiah appears only AFTER we humans get it right.


Come check out The Social Contract. A little brain food!!


Losing the world one nation at a time.

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act


speedqueen08 55F
47 posts
11/30/2012 11:24 am

my mouth is reserved for monogamous relationships only


Gedalia3 60M
13613 posts
12/1/2012 12:46 am

If I had been lucky enough, it would have been no other way. I don't do anything BUT monogamy.


Come check out The Social Contract. A little brain food!!


Losing the world one nation at a time.

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act


buddyhi 60M
176 posts
12/5/2012 1:36 am

Hi there again. I haven't read any of your blogs lately. What's new with you, beside a up and coming porn movie critic?


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