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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

Man vs Woman  

stilwantmore 78F
9354 posts
1/4/2015 7:05 pm
Man vs Woman

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My care is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She then hands the bottle to the man. The man nodes his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Adam ate the apple, too. Men will never learn.......
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
1/14/2015 5:02 pm
    Quoting  :
Nor did I see it coming, but a quick thinking lady.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
1/12/2015 7:43 am

 Clever lady I'd think !!!!


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
1/9/2015 6:25 pm
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stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
1/7/2015 7:14 pm

 Some people are always thinking and skeeming, not just women, but men also.


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
1/6/2015 8:36 pm

 LOL.
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
1/6/2015 6:28 pm
    Quoting  :
Good my friend, share with others.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
1/6/2015 6:27 pm
    Quoting  :
Glad you liked it.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
1/6/2015 6:27 pm

 Great. A friend shared it with me. He's always stumbling on such things!


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
1/6/2015 6:26 pm
    Quoting mmguy52:
    made me chuckle, very crafty lady there.
Glad you got a good chuckle, me too!!!


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
1/6/2015 6:25 pm
    Quoting  :
Glad you enjoyed.

Have a good week!!!


mmguy52 71M  
2126 posts
1/5/2015 3:07 am

 made me chuckle, very crafty lady there.


ElDeano64116 66M

1/4/2015 7:34 pm

 LOL Loved it...Stole it too


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