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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

Perspective of a Preacherman  

stilwantmore 78F
9354 posts
12/16/2014 4:37 am
Perspective of a Preacherman

A gentleman was wondering........

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.....

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the service I stepped outside and lo and behold, Al Sharpton was correct......
My f-ing car had been stolen!
mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
12/21/2014 6:59 am

 Good one.
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/17/2014 5:04 pm

 Yep, that's the way it goes in certain areas, and Sharpton knows it.


mmguy52 71M  
2126 posts
12/17/2014 1:29 am

 made me chuckle


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/16/2014 4:45 pm

 Me too!!!


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/16/2014 4:43 pm
    Quoting  :
Wonder if the "O" will join the duo once out of office???????


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/16/2014 4:41 pm

 Yep!!!


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
12/16/2014 8:00 am
---------------------Dennis US ARMY (RETIRED) AND YOUR FRIEND I never mean to offend(blog or comment) anyone ,If I do contact me please. Please check out my blog Harley-Davidson Drive(19harley86)


demonicsexkitten 48F
10694 posts
12/16/2014 5:47 am

 hahahaha


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