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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

GOOD PROSPECTS - By Regina  

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4/28/2010 1:40 am
GOOD PROSPECTS - By Regina

Good Prospects:

Lisa goes into the confessional booth at her church and says
"Bless me Father for I have sinned, I have taken unfair advantage of the generosity of a very kind and handsome man."

The priest says "is that you Lisa?"

"Yes Father Leahy, it is me".

Who was the man you took advantage of?"

"I can't tell you, Father Leahy, because I do not want to embarrass him"

Father Leahy asked "Was it Sean O'malley?"

"No father."

"Was it Ken Shaughnessy?"

"NO Father Leahy."

"Was it Johnny Gavin?"

"No Father Leahy, I just can't tell you."

Father Leahy says "I approve of your perseverance but you still have to atone for your<b> sins. </font></b>Your penance will be to say five Hail Marys."

Lisa goes back to her pew where her friend Janet asked in a whisper, "What did Father Leahy give you?" Lisa replies "he gave me five Hail Marys and three good prospects for a new boyfriend."

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