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Blogs > mytbone5 > Just a simple guy...

Do I see things like a dick?  

mytbone5 58M
796 posts
11/29/2009 10:06 pm

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12/14/2009 5:23 am
Do I see things like a dick?

I heard a joke long ago that had something to do with having ones<b> head </font></b>up their ass. The punch line was something like everything they see looks like shit. Recto-visual-itus...

Here's my question. I just scratched my nuts, and then rubbed my eyes. Does that mean I see things like a dick?

Oh yeah. I'm glad to hear and see that Marsha from The Brady Bunch is getting her life together. BUT... I can't stand watching those "look what some star is doing" shows. I look up, and she has some famous cook or personal trainer showing her how to exercise. I look up again, and she's being taught how to cut a vegetable. Is there nothing better they could show? I want to see her learn to take out the trash, balance a checkbook, and cut the grass like regular folks have to do. How the hell did she get so fat doing all those drugs anyway?

I guess I need to wash my hands before I rub my eyes next time!

And to all a good night.

mytbone5 58M
1503 posts
11/30/2009 7:10 am
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You know, keeping clean and having good hygine is paramount. I do seriously believe this. To tell the truth, I sometimes wash my hands before, but allways after going to the bathroom.

I work at a place where sometimes I can get my hands pretty dirty working on a special project. Gasoline and other chemicals come into play sometimes. I got to take care of my little buddy!

A person never knows when they might have the opprotunity for a close personal inspecton!


mytbone5 58M
1503 posts
11/30/2009 7:04 am
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You should try it... You might like it...

It is extremely difficult keeping my hands off this incredible body, but I do find the strength to resist during working hours.

I think you're right Julie. I do need a warning sign. It needs to hang in front of my face as a constant reminder to think before I write!

What the heck... no one has to read this stuff, right?

BTW. Your comments are funnier than what I write! See ya around!


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