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He humps WHAT??  

wittywoman 54F
779 posts
6/13/2015 7:59 pm
He humps WHAT??

So just got back from vacation and kidless for about a week. I went over to a neighbor's house and we got to talking and drinking. TWO HOURS later (I guess I talk a lot) her comes down the hallway with a stuffed animal in his mouth. My neighbor get's my attention and says - "watch this!".

The heads for the front screen door, drops the stuffed animal -which also happens to be a dog - stares outside for a moment then proceeds to methodically have sex with the stuffed animal.

Now the is fixed and is 8 years old but apparently has a nightly routine like this, and has for all 8 years. The stuffed animal is the exact same one every night and he turns it around so he can get the backside of the animal. We watched the do his animal like 4 times, taking a break to look outside in between. And I could not help but laugh hysterically.

So many questions came to mind and because she doesn't know me THAT well I had to keep them to myself. But here...

Where did he learn this routine? Hmmm?
And what happens when they throw the stuffed animal in the wash? Does the know something happened to his sex toy?
I guess dogs prefer their blow up dolls to have fur? Who knew?
Totally want to mess with the and hide the sex'd out stuffie somewhere for a day.
What happens when they travel with the dog, do they have to remember the toy? Does the run back in the house to get it?
The never humps anything else - Does that make the monogamous?

I'm still laughing. Geez - a few years ago I was writing about lizards having sex on my window, now this.. How do these things find me?
Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp

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