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Blogs > gunner4440 > By the pricking of my thumbs

As promised  

gunner4440 49M
1121 posts
3/30/2013 8:15 am
As promised

Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the Bloglands. Happy weekend! Now for the bullets. Ready on the left? Left is ready. Ready on the right? Right is ready. Ready in the center? Center is ready. Open fire.
•I actually had a day off work!
•End of lent so I can eat meat again
•I had a burger and a beer and loved it!
•I hope everyone has a great Easter weekend
•Who wants to head to a private beach for a clothing discouraged weekend?
•Three words: oral, oral, oral
•I'd probably have to bring clothes, sautéing anything naked is a BAD idea!
•The look from the store clerk when buying a case of<b> whipped cream </font></b>and a gross of AA batteries would be priceless!

Well that's just a few bullets, have a great weekend everybody and remember. We're all in this thing called life together and not a single one of us is getting out alive. Play nice and help each other out. Take it easy, guns are cold.
Take it easy, guns are cold.
AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
3/30/2013 4:11 pm

 spent xmas one time with some people who were raised Orthodox but they were Reformed {think that's the terminology} who were having the 'straight' way type dinner as they had a friend in from Russia who was Orthodox ... meatless peroghies {sp?}, fudge, cheese{s} tray, sour dough rolls and pretty much the works going on

I am the whitest person you'll ever see, so we'd have to figure out shade and such yanno

of course

if I don't wear clothes, *I* get 'sauteed'...I sunburn...windburn...moonburn {no, not joking}

eh, walmart and sam's clerks must be jaded, they never say anything when I buy a case of whipped cream {don't do BOBs, that is what guys are FOR yanno}

PS you gun stays cold an awful lot...you should get it 'warmed' up now and again


gunner4440 replies on 4/1/2013 2:56 pm:
LOL! I am the whitest guy alive. I cut myself shaving I bleed flour! You'd just have to confine any nudity to indoors, the idea is fun and getting burned isn't fun in any way shape or form!
Ok, I'm intrigued by actually buying a case of whipped cream. As for the clerks, I'd go for numb.
As for the guns being cold, I think the Beatles said, "happiness is a warm gun". Actually it's a military term. Take it easy, guns are cold.

LittleRedFrog79 44F
1566 posts
3/30/2013 7:23 pm

 The look could have been worse if it was whipped cream and "D" batteries =)

{=} An empty half of the bed is waiting...{=}


gunner4440 replies on 4/1/2013 2:59 pm:
LOL! Oh I'm sure we could add all kinds of things to the list! Take it easy, guns are cold.

AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
4/2/2013 9:40 pm

 I know it is goob {military stuff}

had a huge family reunion and needed it for all sorts of deserts, tho I will way I am pretty sure some unopened/unused ones came up m.i.a. but eh at least everybody had fun {and a couple probably got throat burns from doing the down the gullet junk}


gunner4440 replies on 4/7/2013 3:21 pm:
Oh I need to bore you with how I got to be a very rare Army soldier who is entitled to wear a Marine combat patch then. But you're right, heating up the barrel with a few rounds is something that hasn't happened near recently enough! Semper Fi. Take it easy, guns are cold.

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