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Thanks! Just a shout out to SuperBJ55 She posted the following, and I actually got my own limerick. I feel so special! Nobody every writes ME stuff with my own personalized stuff! So thanks Super...I feel like I'm actually in the same league with the big boys like Charmer now! So see a partial of her blog below... ======================================================== I will apologize straight off...this is not my fault, I am the victim of (not-so) subliminal messaging. It started with justforfun5356 and her post Silly limericks....this is fun!. Then I had a request, jokingly I think, from BenHur42. Buxombbw4u bemoaned her writer's block I'm completely dry! and the last straw was when 40Deuce casually mentioned in his post Silence your trousers madam that today was... Limerick Day! I just can't help myself. Limericks just leak out of my brain like the juices from my pussy. I haven't been able to look at anyone's blog without wondering how I could form a limerick. So, I went with the impulse. I offer 12 verses in honor of some of my watchers. I wish I could have mentioned all of you but there's some tough rhyming people in blogland. A couple of them have been seen before but most are fresh. Hopefully, this purges the bug from my system. DISCLAIMER: Extreme poetic license has been taken for the sake of rhyme. This is ART, people, not truth! bogie106 There once was a golfer named Bogie Who sat around smokin' a stogie. He said to the lasses, "Come show me your asses Cuz I'm a hot and sexy old fogey." justforfun5356 There was a Canadian vixen That wanted some sexual mixin'. Check out justfor fun And hit her up, Hon. Your horniness she'll be a-fixin'. BenHur42 There once was a Michigan mom Whose body was really the bomb. Said the hot Georgia boy, "You can pitch your old toy And I'll fuck you with total aplomb." 40Deuce I like to use Iowa corn As a dildo, when looking at porn. "But," said 40Deuce, "Don't<b> probe </font></b>your caboose Or the cocks will be feeling forlorn." charmer961 There once was a man, very charming, Whose humor and wit was disarming, But rumor did leak That he was a math geek And for some, this was news quite alarming. travelguyoh Travelguyoh is quite funny And he won't even do it for money. Makes me laugh every day, So, what can I say? Guess I'll drive down and give him some honey. ErosinParadise There once was a gal from Salt Lake Who gave her long tresses a shake. With a smile in her eyes, You will find paradise And your passions she'll certainly slake. travellerabc123 I heard of a travelling guy Who liked cookies and sex, my oh my. So I said, "A-B-C" and...POOF! 1-2-3, My cookies now perch on his thigh. sydnew2 Sydnew is a man from down under. Women's flesh he desires to plunder. When he sits down to eat, Sheilas ask for repeat Cuz he makes 'em all cum, with no blunder. medicfirelife There was a young man from Woonsocket, whose hands were kept deep in his pocket. When he was asked why, He just pulled down his fly And showed off his hot, manly rocket. NiceProfMan I know a professional man Who must be my biggest tit fan. Though he lives far away, I will drive there one day And we'll frolic as much as we can. [profile WowwyWowWowWow] There once was a girl who knew how To lure men with a lift of her brow. When she used her hot mouth On the men in the south, They could only say, "Wowwy wow wow." Embrace the suck |
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I think I'd like some sort of partial credit here, since I helped motivate her with my own shortcomings. Come on, you know you wanna spoil me. 2022... it HAS be better, right?!
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