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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF TRUMP WAS YOUR NEIGHBOUR?  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
5/21/2017 12:52 pm
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF TRUMP WAS YOUR NEIGHBOUR?

You have a new neighbour. His name is Donald J Trump, the former 45th President of the United States!

Despite several failed assassination attempts, he has just been impeached and has retired from public life in your quiet neighbourhood well away from the embarrassing glare of media publicity.

In case you’ve forgotten, inside are a few images just to remind you what Donald Trump looks like!

Donald Trump knocks on your front door wanting to introduce himself as your new neighbour.

I’d invite him into my home and have a chat with him but all without shaking his hand, without offering him a chair and without giving him a drink. That'll show him what's what!

What would you do on seeing Donald Trump standing on your doorstep?
Shake his hand and welcome him to the neighbourhood on your doorstep
Shut the front door immediately
Ask him in for a neighbourly chat over a drink
Punch him in the face
Warn him of the many gays, drug addicts, poor people, Muslims and Mexicans who frequent the neighbourhood
Congratulate him on his business, media and political achievements
Phone the local newspaper to report some fake news
Grab a gun and shoot him on the spot
Invite him out for a night on the town to go pussy-grabbing
Immediately start plans to build a wall around your home to prevent him returning


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:54 pm

Donald Trump recently said: "Look at the way I've been treated lately - especially by the media. No politician in history - and I say this with great surety - has been treated worse or more unfairly. You can't let them get you down."
Clearly he doesn’t read history - think of Nelson Mandela!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:55 pm

Donald Trump owns a golf club resort in Scotland. It’s been continually mired with controversy. He called one of his neighbours “a pig” and invoiced another neighbour after Trump erected a fence on his neighbour’s land!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:55 pm

Here is some graffiti found in Lithuania’s capital, Vilnius!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:56 pm

Here’s an endangered Trumpus pufferfish!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:57 pm

I’m sure Trump will build an extension to the Mount Rushmore National Memorial Park in South Dakota before he builds a wall on the Mexican border!

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
5/21/2017 1:05 pm

run.. as fast as I can hugssssssss V

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/21/2017 1:10 pm

I voted to shut the front door immediately. I know enough to know that talking to a liar is a waste of time unless you are looking for entertainment or information/evidence that they let slip. That guy is such a crooked lying ass that it would just annoy me to listen to him.

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
5/21/2017 1:24 pm

I voted for the wall and believe me he would pay for it!

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/21/2017 1:28 pm

He would love my neighborhood - lots of Russians (courtesy of Gorbachev)

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
5/21/2017 2:00 pm

well, my next door neighbors are black. and so is the one next to them. several japanese families. at least two, maybe three families from mexico...though one could be from the DR. I say block party with lots of weed and music and i'll linvite all my gay friends to show us how to salsa.

with all the dogs, it could be a lot of fun. maybe someone will tear of his toupe.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/21/2017 2:09 pm

Sorry, I am not even violent but clicked 8! I don't even have a gun damn it!
As for the peaceful solution, sell up and move away!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
5/21/2017 2:19 pm

Fumigate the neighborhood then move out.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
5/21/2017 2:37 pm

I have worst neighbors than trump, as long as he doesn't bother me, I would not give a damn, by the way 1man4fun, you don't read history either or you like listening to history that suites your hate fill mind, become a black man or woman who live in a country where you are treated as nothing, and say you aren't going to fight for fair treatment, but you can't understand that, because to you he was a terrorist, for reusing to be treatment worst than they treated animals, now really read true history instead of hate fill history


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/21/2017 2:50 pm

There are worse things going on in this country!! Why are we not stopping those assholes down south form tearing down Confederate monuments etc down south?? Those are pieces of our history that need to be maintained and passed on to other generations. It's bad enough that prayer has been removed from school- why remove history that actually happened and many of those who died were our ancestors. Shame on this country for not preserving, instead of destroying,
The politicians can kill themselves- they don't need my vote
Yes, I know this "off topic": but it fits well here- sorry spunky

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mc_justmc 63M

5/21/2017 3:35 pm

I voted for unch him in the face, because you didn't list: Snatch that bird's nest off his head.


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/21/2017 4:01 pm

I would close the door, I do not entertain in invited guests or politicians no matter their "stripe"

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Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
5/21/2017 4:19 pm

Never know who is reading these blogs. Could be some @$$ lovers so I will keep my mouth shut.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/21/2017 5:46 pm

Because I won't break any laws ...and we have gun control here in Canada, I would just shut the door in his face and hope it hit him!


ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 posts
5/21/2017 6:05 pm

I'd treat him with the respect he deserves, both in business and his political commitment to clean up Washington Corruption. Or, haven't you read that part of the news.

Then, I'd give him directions to London and how to run for Parliament. Just so idiots like you could have a role model of success, integrity and character you could look up to. In the meanwhile, bend over for the Queen!


Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
5/21/2017 8:03 pm

This is a wild thread.

I do have to comment on the unlikelihood of the premise.

If he is impeached, he would still have Secret Service protection, I would think. (When he is no longer president, he can't just go giving away our secrets.) .. More than likely he will find himself in prison.

But for the sake of argument, I'll answer the poll. (My thoughts on Trump are no secret around here.) .. I live in a diverse part of the city, so I voted to tell him about it.

I am against violence, so I wouldn't punch him. I think that might invite a Secret Service ass kicking. .. I don't like guns either, so I wouldn't shoot him. .. And I am against building walls, so forget the fact that I rent and wouldn't want to but up unnecessary barriers.

Yeah, about that premise again. .. I just don't see the man even wanting to acknowledge my existence in the first place. .. I am more than happy to return that favor.

... Now I'm going to sit back in my little corner and watch......

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
5/21/2017 11:16 pm


Bonjour Spunky
Je ne pense pas que jamais l'ex président des états unies d'Amérique du nord viendra vivre dans la petite ville d'Agde où se trouve le plus grand village naturiste du monde connu pour son libertinage
Mais ça serait très rigolo de le voir tout nu en face de moi
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
I do not think that the former president of the united states of North America will come to live in the small town of Agde where is the largest naturist village of the world known for its libertinage
But it would be very funny to see him naked in front of me
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


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Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

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lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/22/2017 4:49 am

According to trump, walls do work - look at Jerusalem - was his example.........

Me, if he came to my door I would fart in his face and ask him how he liked it! But then he'd probably give me a tax break for pumping noxious fumes into the atmosphere...........


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/22/2017 8:47 am

    Quoting  :

Yeah, that's an impressive picture there. Crooks, idiots, liars, assholes and morons.

Vive La Difference


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/22/2017 8:50 am

    Quoting  :

Oh, did I hurt your feelings by giving an accurate description of your exalted moron leader?

Vive La Difference


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/22/2017 8:53 am

Sorry spunky it seems you have been attacked by a troll. Not a very smart one either.

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