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Do people deserve love ?
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Posted:Feb 13, 2012 4:59 pm
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Today one of my co-workers was lamenting the fact that she was going to be single on Valentine's day and generally bemoaning her past relationships . She said several times that she deserves to be loved , cared about , in a meaningful relationship , etc . I didn't say anything but the whole time I kept thinking "why ?" Why does she , or anyone deserve love ? It would be nice sure , I'd like for her to find it , but isn't deserve a bit of a stretch . It would be great if everyone found someone to love but do they deserve it ? I don't see how .
Part of this is probably the general sense of entitlement that seems to be endemic these days . But the other part of it is probably the mistaken idea that being a good person means that good things should happen to you - which I submit is nonsense . The universe or God or voodoo or reptilians behind the moon - whatever you believe in - doesn't owe you anything . Bad things are going to happen to you and good things are going to happen to you - you don't deserve either , its just stuff that happens .
I'm not saying I don't believe in love or that its a bad thing by any means - far from it . But does anyone deserve love any more than they deserve to be rich ? Or deserve to always get their way ? Or deserve to have a month long orgasm ? Of course not , those are things people want and here's the punchline - wanting and deserving are not the same thing .
I'll admit to be a whining complaining SOB (as anyone who reads this blog can attest to) but I don't feel like I deserve for things to go my way , I just want them to . This may seem somewhat grim , but really its the opposite . I think a lot of people would be happier is they stopped worrying about how "unfairly" they've been treated . Wanting love is perfectly normal , but expecting it seems like a good way to disappoint yourself . Just like expecting to win the lottery doesn't make a lot of sense .
Thoughts ? Am I way off base here ?
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Dildopolis versus Vibrator City
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Posted:Feb 12, 2012 6:42 am
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2012 8:00 am
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I've always been curious why dildos are still around . It seems like they should have been rendered obsolete when the vibrator was invented ; which was in 1880 by Dr. Joseph Mortimer Granville if you trust Wikipedia . Apparently the vibrator was patented in 1902 by Hamilton Beach (think about that next time you're buying a blender) making it the fifth domestic appliance to be electrified . Yet despite this dildo sales remain strong . But I've met plenty of women with vibrators , none with dildos . So who's buying all the dildos , and what are they doing with them ? I worry it may be a cover for some variety of money laundering .
I guess a dildo is flexible - that's something at least .
So , all you dildo enthusiast out there , break it down for me - are you just old fashioned or there is some benefit to the humble dildo over the sleek futuristic vibrator ?
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40Deuce is dead , long live Cock Thunderson master of the Angry Dragon !
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Posted:Feb 11, 2012 7:48 am
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2012 7:49 am
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40deuce was a nice enough guy , he respected women (or the ladies as he called them) donated to the local food bank , ran 5k for booby charity - all that shit . But the bottom line is he was a nerd . I mean have you ever see the guy bowl ? He's the worst bowler .
Cock Thunderson once bowled a perfect game bitches - in the nude .
Don't get me wrong , he did AMAZINGLY well with that he had to work with - but that's like saying Custer did the best he could at the Little Big Horn .
Cock Thunderson's nickname is the BIG Big Horn , if you know what I mean .
I mean when the bitches ask ol 40 about himself he might say something like ;
"Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school . I travel quite extensively . I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that . I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES , AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT ."
What kind of acid-trip nonsense is that ? Damn boy , you need your head examined .
When the sexy bitches roll up on Cock Thunderson he's all like ;
"Fuck girl , was your daddy a butt scientist , because . . . well you know where I'm going with this ; drop them panties and lets get to gettin' !"
Smoove
Plus the dude was a straight up pussy . I'm going to use a replacement word here because Cock Thunderson is classy like that . When the honeys be all like "Hey 40 , I'm into shampoo fantasies , I want you to pretend to break into my house , tie me up and pretend to shampoo me right up the ass ." And he'd get all embarrassed and mumble something about how shampoo fantasies don't seem healthy .
Cock Thunderson will shampoo your brains out , Cock Thunderson knows its all for pretend baby . He's down for whatever freaky shit you want to throw at him . You wanna paint the wall paper pattern onto your naked skin and get off like chameleons Cock Thunderson is all over it .
Girl , Cock Thunderson is going to take a whole month off just to get you off - we're gonna need a mop .
It breaks down like this ;
Cock Thunderson is a wolverine baby , 40deuce is a pine martin at best .
Cock Thunderson invented the Bronco girl , and you know you love it . 40deuce has never even tried the Flaming Amazon .
All that shit they say on the internet about Chuck Norris ? Really about Cock Thunderson . The only online presence 40deuce has is a poorly worded review on Yelp .
Cock Thunderson follows the Olmec tradition of bedding both the woman and her mother to please the jaguar god Nahaul . All 40deuce does it jack off once a year on Flag Day in honor of the Norse god Heimdall .
40deuce supports the military by sending care packages and writing letters . Cock Thunderson supports the military by being fucking awesome 24/7 .
When Cock Thunderson went to Yellowstone the buffalo look at his package and were all like "What is that massive member ?!" When 40deuce went there all he talked about was Deadwood . Which should be HIS nickname ! Cock Thunderson makes himself laugh bitches .
Cock Thunderson talks in the third person . 40deuce was the third person in line to see Star Wars .
The point is this girlies , 40 is gone and Cock Thunderson is coming . And when you see me coming you better open up your door , I'll give you more loving than any man before .
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Senior Sizzle My first six years
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Posted:Feb 10, 2012 12:40 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2012 8:16 am
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I was tinkering with my profile the other day and noticed I first signed up in December 2005 - which is kind of flabbergasting . I would have bet money a website such as this wouldn't last six years , let alone I be part of it . Granted , I've probably only been active for a total of 3ish years and only been silver/gold for around one .
I found out about Senior Sizzle from a link on a website where non-classically trained actresses take off all their clothes . I signed up out of sheer boredom , I assumed there was exactly 0.00 percent chance I would ever get some action , I just wanted to kill some time . If I had had cable or a DVD player then I probably never would have signed up . How would my life be different if I hadn't ? I wouldn't shave my junk most likely .
The day after I signed up I had my first message , and I was pumped . Unfortunately it was from a gay fellow . I said no thanks and wished him luck . Next day , I had two messages and was super pumped . Both gay dudes . I thought there was something wrong with my profile , but it said both "straight" and looking for a "woman" . But that first week I probably got a couple dozen messages from gay guys . I never did figure out what that was about . Maybe I'm displaying my ignorance here , but I've always thought gay guys were in to fitness and dressing well , wit and sophistication . I offer none of those things . But then it stopped and I've never gotten another .
For a while nothing much was going on , but then out of the blue an actual lady responded to one of my message and one thing lead to a another - we were going to meet ! For realsies . Or so I thought . She told me I had to shave and I couldn't get that razor out fast enough - sidenote the sight of blood dripping off your balls is pretty disturbing . Anyway , she never showed . I messaged her to see what had happened and she blocked me . Sad face . But no big deal , onward and upward . A little while later another face to face meeting was set up , and another no show . This happened many times over the next few months - it got to the point where I would have been shocked if someone had actually shown up .
These were the dark times . I still don't know if they were just screwing with me , or they chickened out or what . We had chatted and IM and talked on the phone - I know they existed but I never figured out what that was all about . I kept showing up at the designated places and waiting for them though - not sure what that says about me . I did learn a lesson though - if it comes to easy its probably not real . Which goes back to the old adage about things being too good to be true .
It was maybe 9 months in when I had my first real life encounter . We had chatted online a lot so we knew each other pretty well and when we met the sex was . . . mediocre . It was a lights out situation which didn't help , but I doubt that many people have great sex the first time out of the gate . Anyway , we met almost every day for a long while and before long we had hit the groove in all the right places . To this day she remains my most enjoyable partner . We became really good friends as well . For the better part of three years we screwed each other's brains out and just hung out all the time . It was honestly really great . I'm glad I joined Senior Sizzle just for that experience . Eventually she decided she wanted to pursue a serious relationship and we parted ways - I truly hope she found what she wanted .
Anyway , enough nostalgia - let me impart the lessons I've learned in my time to you eager learners .
1. Women do not respect the tap-out
Its happened a couple times , I've been south of the border taking care of business , when - in the throes of passion - a lady has closed her legs very tightly around my head . Which creates a condition I like to call "suffocation" . Its unsettling the first time it happens , but after a moment of panic , I did the sensible thing . I tapped gently , but firmly , on the thigh of the offending party . Now , at this point everyone has to know the tap means "Please stop what you are doing , what you are doing is killing me , thank you" . But I've never gotten any response - such as an opening of the legs and "oh shit , I'm sorry , I wasn't trying to break your neck" . Its been suggested that they were enjoying themselves too much to notice but I call bullshit on that . Part of your brain needs to be aware of the tap out at all times - its just common courtesy . For a while to avoid this danger I started coming in from the top , which I thought might also encourages a little stroking of my naughty bits (it didn't) , but I like coming from below (like a submarine) its just more comfortable . Plus as long as I'm not being murdered I like feeling legs on my shoulders .
2. Comedy gets you nowhere
Every now and then I switch from a funny (to me anyway) profile to a serious one and with the funny profile I get responses but they're all like this .
Your profile is hilarious !
Thanks , does that mean you'd like to talk ?
LOL , no way !
Sad face again . With the serious profile I hardly ever get any responses but at least when I do there's a chance it leads to something . Women always say they want someone who makes them laugh , but I always forget true humor (IE what I like) is lost on the ladyfolk . For instance , take this interaction from Senior Sizzle .
Are you circumcised ?
Yeah , double circumcised
LMAO , what does that mean ?
They removed my foreskin and my aftskin
That is comedy gold people - totally went unappreciated .
3. Women can't be trusted with the equipment
Why are you ladies so hard on the old cock and balls ? If I treated your clit the way my stuff has been yanked and squeezed on you'd have me arrested . I will admit that the most pleasurable orgasm I've ever had was the result of a handjob , but that was the exception to the rule . As my grandpappy used to say "Lady , choose a pair of lips and get to work - fuck it , suck it , or leave it alone ." I don't know if I'm overly sensitive or the women I've been with have been a little clumsy or what , but its not just rough handjobs - there's also been plenty of "love taps" in the course of things .
4. Honesty is the best policy , just be careful
Telling lies is bad . Telling the truth can also be bad - some thing just need to stay in your head . If you're not interested in someone , just say that - no need to go into details , no good is going to come of that . I don't want to get involved with anyone who has (I'm no mother fucker) but when I tell someone that they usually get pissed . I don't know why exactly . Same thing with bondage and rough stuff - doesn't interest me but I've found its better not to mention that when just "No thanks , not interested" will do . For instance one time in the post-game analysis I said
"Good lord you were wet , I thought I might drown"
Didn't go over well . I don't know how that's insulting . Its not a compliment , sure , but its just information . I don't know why a lady would be offended by being told she was really wet but that's what happened . Another example , after I had anal for the first time , I was asked how it felt and I said ;
"Your pussy is so tight it didn't seem any different to me ."
Again , I don't know how that's offensive but it wasn't taken well . I guess the lesson is don't venture an opinion unless you're asked and if you're asked , just smile and give the thumbs up .
And the #1 thing I've learned
5. There's some weird people out there
Sure , I've always known that , but knowing and KNOWING are two different things . I try not to judge , but there's been some times when I've wanted to run screaming away from a lady that's part of the Senior Sizzle nation .
So that's what I know . Now I'd like to address the women of Senior Sizzle . 10 months from now is my 7 year anniversary of joining Senior Sizzle . I think you should use this time to get together and decide amongst yourselves who's going to have sex with me as my anniversary present . I will abide by your decision . A redhead would be nice , but its entirely up to you . Just let me know sometime around Thanksgiving .
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Tales of financial fraud and mortgage malfeasance
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Posted:Feb 9, 2012 4:19 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 4:14 am
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Senior Sizzle probably isn't most people's #1 source for the finanical news of the day , but I need to get something off my chest .
I work in the mortgage industry (please don't hit me) and my job is to figure out how much money the banks losing by foreclosing (a lot) and which vendors ripped the banks off along the way (all of them) . My expertise is specifically in mortgage insurance , which if you have a home you're probably paying but most people don't know what it is .
Sidenote - even if you're not aware of having mortgage insurance you probably do and your bank didn't tell you , they just raised your interest rate to pay for it . 100% legal , write your congressman .
Mortggte insurance is like any other kind of insurance - insurance on a mortgage . Mortgage defaults , the bank files a claim to their insurer , they get some money - everyone's happy (except the borrower of course , but who cares about them ?) . Mortgage insurance usually pays off around 20% of the principal - which back in the good old days meant that the bank could sell the house they foreclosed on and combined with the MI money they didn't take much of a loss .
But , home values dropping like a rock and foreclosures increasing 100 billion % things changed . Suddenly all the mortgage insurance companies were taking it up the ass (and not in a good way) and started to go under . So the government stepped in to "help" and said that the insurers only had to pay 10% instead of 20% . I don't know what that's supposed to accomplish but I'm sure someone got re-elected because of it .
So here's the kicker . An MI company can , if they want , buy the property in question instead of filing a claim - which usually isn't a good idea - but now that they only have to pay half (thanks to Uncle Sam) it suddenly becomes the best idea ever .
Say we have a $100,000 loan on a property that's now only worth 65k . The bank forecloses , files a claim to the MI company for 20K . The MI company says "nah , we don't want to file a claim , we'll just take the house for 50k" which they then sell for 65k .
End result ;
Borrower - loses house
Bank - Loses 50 grand
MI company - pockets 15 grand
Tell me that's not highway robbery . The worst part is that the MI companies SHOULD go out of business , that's what they deserve for underwriting all this crap . But now instead they're going to make money , recover , and a couple years from now they're going to be in position to start covering bad debt again - which the banks are 100% fucking going to do and that starts the whole sad , sorry , cycle over again .
Probably 5-6 years from now someone in the government will figure this out and make it illegal , but of course by then it will be far too late .
Democracy in action
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There will be blood (or whatever's inside insects)
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Posted:Feb 8, 2012 3:59 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2012 6:24 pm
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I found a silverfish in my house today . I know on an intellectual level that they're completely benign but I can't help myself - I hate them with the white hot passion of a million suns . I know in my brain that they pose no danger of any kind to myself , my pet , or my property - but I still hate them . They just look like wickedness given form . I just pray to sweet lord Jesus that he was alone . No friends , no family , no neighbors , no nothing .
Because if there are more I will reign down destruction on them like has never been seen before in the history of human existence . I will slaughter them with the merciless intensity of 100 Liam Neisens (in Taken , or Unknown , or the Gray - man , when did Liam Neisen become a badass ?) . There will be no remorse , no pity , no succor - for me and the silverfish (and the house centipede) there exists no peace , only war and the laughter of mad gods.
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Why are people so opposed to human extinction ?
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Posted:Feb 7, 2012 6:35 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2012 4:02 pm
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I've been a part of the Voluntary Human Extinction Project for years , mostly because I think its funny , but I do believe in the idea . For this fact I've been soundly ridiculed and mocked , but I've never understood why .
If you believe in "science" this planet is sustainable with a population around 200 million . Since we're closing in fast on 7 billion its safe to say things a little out of whack . Even if you don't buy into that 200 number , can you honestly say you've taken a look around and said "You know what this place needs ? More people ."
What really irks me is the people in awful marriages who keep having . My old boss is a great example - I've known him for five years . All those five years he's been "going through a rough patch" with his wife . He's told me more than once not only does he not love her but he doesn't even like her . They've been separated twice . Also during this time they've had 5 and are expecting another right now . Seriously , what the fuck ?
It makes a certain amount of peverse logic though I guess - the more you have the less time you have to spend with your spouse .
Anyway , I'll save you the trouble and go ahead and post the response I expect from this thread ;
"If you're so into human extinction why don't you kill yourself ?"
Touche anti-extinctionists , touche .
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Did you ever get
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Posted:Feb 6, 2012 4:12 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2012 3:51 pm
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My parents never talked to me about sex - a fact for which I am eternally grateful . Sure , I thought ladies had 3 holes for a long time , but still on the whole I think I'm better off . I've asked around and no one else I know ever had their parents explain the birds and the bees to them either - or at least they wouldn't admit it . I'm wondering if that's a real thing or if it was just made up by some lazy sitcom writer years ago . So , my question to you Senior Sizzle universe is did you get the talk ? And if so do you wish you hadn't or was it somehow a good thing ?
My knowledge of sex came from 2 places . First was two whole hours in school - which was totally worthless EXCEPT they made us watch a video of a woman giving birth , which was (for me anyway_ the best birth control ever . It was so unsettling it was a good decade before I even thought about sex again . To this day it still the second worst thing I've seen in my life . I don't know how these people with more than one do it . After I had seen my wife with what essentially looks like a grenade blast down south I don't think I could ever summon up the courage to get near it again . That's probably where this whole anal fad came from .
The second was from the pornography - courtsey (of course) from my friend's older brother . You see back in the day before the internet all pornography came from your buddy's older brothers . It wasn't a perfect system but it worked . I believe the title was "Backdoor Lambda" . This was not as horrifying as the birth viewing but it was still pretty bad . I think if you're 13 and you see porn for the first time and you're into it you might be a serial killer waiting to happen . Seeing the meat slapping at that age is pretty messed up . Of course the worst part is pretending to your buddies you loved it .
Bonus question - I keep finding what I think are pubic hairs on my desk . If I set up a pen camera to see if someone's getting busy on my desk overnight and they are ; can I legally post that footage online ?
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When you're with me girl you only NEED two minutes
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Posted:Feb 5, 2012 6:20 am
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2012 3:58 pm
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Because I'm so intense !
I'll freely admit that I have no staying power , but my question is this - why does it even matter ? Isn't the vaginal orgasim as rare and elusive as the gentle lowland Yeti they call Bigfoot ? So its not going to happen anyway wouldn't you want to to be over as soon as possible so you can get to watching the UFC ? Women are into UFC right ?
Are there really women who want the intercourse all night long ? And if so why ? After 10-15 minutes if the rabbit hasn't come out of the hat so to speak I've pretty much given up on the whole endeavor . But then I am a quitter .
So my question is this if you are a lady who enjoys the pentration with the male sex organ how long precisely would you prefer that went on ? Give or take a few seconds .
Bonus question - which memember of the Justice League would you want to have sex with ? And don't say Superman because its a well established fact that this spunk comes out at nearly the speed of sound - you'd be ripped to shreds .
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Single for Valentine's Day ? What's your plan ?
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Posted:Feb 2, 2012 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2012 10:10 am
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For the first time in years I'm not in a relationship on Valentine's Day . Its kind of liberating , but also a bit a bummer - Valentine's Day is one of my favorite holidays . So I figure I should do something special even though I'm all alone in the world . I'm leaning towards either getting wasted on cough syrup and passing out naked on the kitchen floor or getting all hopped up on goofballs and trashing a Victoria's Secret .
The cough syrup thing does have the advantage of not ending up with a violent skirmish with mall security , having to post bail and whatnot , but it is quite dangerous . I may never wake up if I have TOO much cough syrup . Also my catwill probably think I'm dead and start eating me .
I think if I do go for the Victoria's Secret route I'll probably use a rake to smash the place up . The tines will probably catch a lot of merchandise on them as I swing around wildly - which will look kind of cool . Plus I bet a rake isn't legally considered a weapon so there's that .
Anyway , I'm torn . Any great ideas for a single Valentine's Day ?
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Please stop sending me dildos and clit massagers
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Posted:Oct 23, 2011 6:58 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 4:14 am
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An open letter to all the fine producer's of perverted art out there - thanks for the thought but please stop sending me dildos , vibrators , clit massagers , climax clit cream , and all other vaginal related products . I appreciate the free "gifts" but I am a man , not much of one I grant you , but still a man - and as such I have no use for these pussy oriented products . And far be it for me to second guess you , but this seems like a strange marketing strategy to me .
In my life I have met three women who watch porn (or at least admit to it) compare this against the men who watch porn - every single one ever in the history of the world . So it seems pretty clear to me here who your customer base is . And I realize that there isn't much in the way of sex toys for dudes , but this whole free gift idea isn't working for me . Sure , occasionally you throw me a free DVD of something you have overstocked and want to get rid - I have no problem with that . And yes , the clit massager I got is pretty good at getting the soap scum off the tile in my bathroom . And okay , I did use one of your vibrators once to keep army ants out of my butt while I was sleeping on a camping trip in Peru once . But just stop it okay - enough with the dildos .
You might be saying "whoa , wait a minute honcho - they send that stuff for you to please your lady friend with" . First of all your sentance structure is awful . Second of all , lady friend ? Don't make me laugh . I think we can all agree that guys who look at porn are all losers who never see real live nake ladies at all - and are probably fat and have poor hygiene . I know I am . Do you think I would be buying porn if there was one woman anywhere in the world who could stand to be in my presence for one single solitary second ? Probably , but the point remains the same . I guess that James Franco guy would be the exception - he's way into porn and I'm pretty sure he's up to his elbows in pussy . And not in the scary serial killer way .
Bottom line - thanks , but no thanks porn companies . I will allow you to send my free gifts to a random 40 year old housewife if you want .
And now , a follow up to my critically acclaimed and award winning post "Rejected By eHarmony" . I have a hard time letting things like this go , so I've been doing a little research . It was founded by Neil Warren and Greg Forgatch who were pyschologist and marriage counselors and all that jazz - so far so good . But although the company is private held it is funded almost entirely by three investors ; one of which is Fayez Sarofim & Co , which is bascially just one fund manager . What's wrong with that ? This particular funds investor seems to keep getting in trouble with various schemes that involve identity theft . You see where this is heading ? I'm pretty sure based on the eHarmony questionaire I filled out someone could easily get access to all kinds of things because they could figure out my security questions - which every seems to know make you way less secure but no one seems to want to do anything about . So far the DOJ hasn't made any connection bewteen eHarmony and identity theft , but I would think twice .
While we're on the subject is a thinly veiled mafia front , Match.com is a neo-nazi eugenics scheme and zoosk is just a racket .
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Did you ever stop to think that maybe SEX is addicted to ME ?
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Posted:Oct 2, 2011 10:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 4:14 am
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I assume like a lot of people I have something of a love-hate relationship with my therapist - she loves my money and I hate her advice ! But seriously , I'm starting to think that sleeping with her isn't the wisest idea . Also I wonder what it means that I say I'm sleeing with her rather than she's sleeping with me , or that we're sleeping together . I should ask her about that in my next session . Or course it will be hard for her to answer with my dick in her mouth but I suppose that's why she gets paid the big bucks .
Anyway , she's suggested that I might be a sex addict which seems like a strange thing to hear from someone who's asshole you've licked , but she's supposed to know what she's talking about right ? Granted I technically have a more advanced psychology degree but in fairness my speciality is in human factor psychology so we can give her the benefit of the doubt in clinical psychology situations such as this . So I'm willing to stipulate that there's an addiction between sex and myself but who's to say which is addicted to whom ? Isn't it equally as likely that sex is addicted to me ? I say yes .
Lets compare me verus sex on the 7 common signs of sex addiction
1. Logging long hours online
I only spend an hour or two online a couple days a week , sex is online 24/7
Me - 0
Sex - 1
2. Solely surfing for sex
I do all sorts of other things online that aren't related to sex at all . Sex on the other hand doesn't seem to ever do anything else .
Me - 0
Sex - 2
3. Being unfaithful — and often
Not this guy , I'm a one woman kind of man . Often I'm a zero woman kind of man - that's as faithful as it gets . Sex on the other hand ? Constantly betraying everyone's trust all the time to the Nth degree .
Me - 0
Sex - 3
4. Not stopping — even if you want to
I win again , I stop all the time . Mid-coitus sometimes if there's something good on TV , or you know if I'm just bored or whatever . Sex on the other hand seems to go on all the time . There's probably one or people people have sex right this second if you can beleive it . Noon on a Sunday ! Wrap your mind around that .
Me - 0
Sex - 4
5. Having a limp libido
I object to the word limp but I suppose I can grant sex this one . I'm not always the most sexual person in the world , sex on the other hand is totally down for whatever all the time , which leads us to ;
6. Having a limitless libido
Turns out this a sword that cuts both ways , in your face sex !
Me - 1
Sex - 5
7. Feeling guilty about sex
I'm surprised this is a sign of sexual addiction , isn't our entire culture centered around making people feel guilty about sex ? Is there anyone who doesn't feel guilty about sex out there ? If so you should be ashamed of yourself ! But yes , I often feel guilty whereas sex seems to be completly fine with whatever filthy thing its doing .
Final Score ;
Me - 2
Sex - 5
So , I think we've pretty conclusively shown that its sex that's addicted to me rather than the other way around . Which honestly I've suspected all along . We should probably have an intervention for sex or something like that - it really needs some help . Now if you'll escuse me I need to shop for some nipple clamps - I have a session with my therpist tomorrow .
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