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Funny Joke of the Day  

ineedyounow55 65F
1425 posts
3/18/2010 11:38 am
Funny Joke of the Day
Once there was a man with an extremely large penis, but, unfortunately, he also had a terrible stuttering problem, so he could never get a girlfriend. So he went to the doctor one day and said to him that he wanted something done about his stutter. The doctor replied that he would have to take off his penis to relieve him of the stutter. After a while the man agreed and had his penis removed.

After the operation he was a smooth talker, but now he couldn't get laid because he had no penis. So he returned to the doctor and tells him he would like to have his penis back, because he has a better chance of getting laid with a stutter than with no penis.

The doctor replies, "S-s-sorry s-s-sir, b-b-but I c-c-can't d-d-do th-th-that."

I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
BuffaloBob32 91M
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515 posts
3/30/2010 12:15 am

 ONCE UPON A TIME, GEORGE BERNARD SHAW THE BRITISH PLAYWRIGHT SENT A NOTE WITH TWO TICKETS TO SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL. SAYING: "SIR WINSTON, HERE ARE TWO FREE TICKETS TO MY NEW OPENING NIGHT SHOW AT THE PALLADIUM. BRING A FRIEND,........IF YOU HAVE ONE."/// WINSTON RETURNED A NOTE IMMEDIATELY: "SIR GEORGE, CAN'T MAKE IT OPENING NIGHT, BUT WE WILL BE THERE THE SECOND SHOWING,.........IF THERE IS ONE."


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