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Blogs > amjaknbid > Amber and Jack's Friends Blog.

Puns of funnies.  

amjaknbid 57M/54F
468 posts
10/24/2015 3:30 pm
Puns of funnies.

Sharing some funny pun sentences which should give you a smile on your face. You can share your pun sentences to. I have ore if you like these, Amber.

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
10/24/2015 4:17 pm

 hidden references like" Has been","more on" "harder it gets the older we get"
"don't hold it against me""hate being bald" "Being frank with you today" or
you being frank to me""didn't want to come across to heavy"!
Using more than all the road!


idfunbun 36F
942 posts
10/25/2015 10:36 am

 Venison for dinner? Oh deer!


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