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Horoscope AQUARIUS: You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. PISCES: You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. ARIES: You have a wild imagination and often think that you are being followed by the FBI or the CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a dipshit. TAURUS: You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are nothing but a goddamned communist. GEMINI: You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on . CANCER: You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer. LEO: You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than other forms of sex. VIRGO: You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Viros make good bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA: You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male you are probably queer. Chances for employment are nil. More Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. SCORPIO: The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect of a bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. SAGITTARIUS: You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittariuses are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit. CAPRICORN: You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should crawl in a corner and die. |
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10/25/2009 2:17 pm |
interesting
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1/29/2021 6:29 pm |
You never did tell us what sign you were born under?
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