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Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum
Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum For the first time in a long time, I actually spent a little time in the Manitoba Room yesterday... Scary thought, huh? Now I used to be a bit of a fixture in there a few years ago, but after a moderately bad experience with another chatter, and a bunch of folks leaving I kinda quit going in there But time heals all wounds eventually...... Well, if the wounds don't kill you first that is So the verdict is.... there's still a few good people around in MB Anyway..... it was kindly pointed out by one of the aforementioned inhabitants of the room that I hadn't posted in a while... Very observant of you Spooky Doo Yes, ladies and gents, I've been slacking again.... I keep meaning to post, but I never get around to it The road to hell is paved with just such good intentions.... Witness the scene: the captain of the Hindenburg saying "I guess we should have put those "No Smoking" signs up" Yes, quite. So here I am, posting like a maniac I was also asked why my profile pic only has one eye.... And, no, for those who never looked at it it is not a dick pic.... Actually, some people do think I'm a bit of a dick...so I guess you could be forgiven for making that mistake I could say "Because it has" or "That's how I cropped it" or something.... However...the truth* is MUCH more windswept and interesting.... * For a given value of truth at least - the following story is completely true...only the events have been changed to protect the guilty....ummmm.. I mean innocent The *truth* is... I lost it in a bizarre Pirating accident... I was sailing along minding my own business (while keeping a lookout for stray ships to board and for the navy ships coming to take me down) when my parrot, who was sitting on my shoulder at the time, said "Polly want a cracker". Now, being a rough, tough Rover of the Seven Seas I don't carry crackers around - hate the crumbs in my pocket, it's so untidy How can I be expected to win the Mr Best Dressed Pirate competition this year with crumbs falling out of my pockets I ask you?? Anyway..... being the salty seafarer that I am, I turned to her and said "Fuck off Polly, you feathered pest" At which point she pecked out my eye. And who can blame her..... it's one thing to tell your parrot to fuck off, quite another to call her a pest... Apparently parrots don't like that. Especially fully qualified Piratical Parrots. With a certificate and everything. I know 'cause I've seen it! She has it framed and hung in her cage.... Mind you, there's a silver lining..... I now can wear an eye patch with pride I think it'll get me some extra points for the Best Dressed competition, don't you think? So there you have it... the real story of why my profile pic only has one eye So if any of you ladies want pillaged or plundered, I'm your man Reasonable rates! Parrot not included! Which reminds me.... I need to go back to the petstore.... My parrot appears to be dead. Deceased. Defunct. An ex- parrot indeed. *sigh* And now for something completely different..... The Larch. I'll leave you with some good advice, and let's face it, if you made it this far you desrve a little somethin' somethin' Always look on the bright side of life.... Bet you all whistled that melody didn't you?? Later folks! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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Very cool post!!! Stop by any time "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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from sailing to Monty Python references...your post really does have it all....
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from sailing to Monty Python references...your post really does have it all.... Don't often succeed though "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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You can play with my plank if you want "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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And here I thought there was another reason for you only having 'one eye'....
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And here I thought there was another reason for you only having 'one eye'.... Or maybe it's all the "winking" I do "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Quoting Chief Dan George: First, squint, now spit,.....
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Quoting Chief Dan George: First, squint, now spit,..... Not quite the same is it? lol Need to work on my spitting I think "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Who knows?? lol I'll have to investigate one of these days "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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What colour is your "patch"? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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They do...there's a local chat room for everywhere all over the world "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Occasionally Soooo....do you have a use for me? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Actually...I am "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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After reading the 14 some odd posts I missed in the last year, I would say you need a bit of extra gravy.. Hiya Spudsy baby If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience E-4-N
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After reading the 14 some odd posts I missed in the last year, I would say you need a bit of extra gravy.. Hiya Spudsy baby "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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