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Blogs > spudsy1000 > The Potato's Lair....

I Get Chicks, 'Cause I Play Guitar  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
4/8/2016 1:12 pm
I Get Chicks, 'Cause I Play Guitar

So say Big and Rich at least....

Never worked for me

But then...nothing much does



But that's ok, I have great hair

Like...better than Justin hair

No, really!



I'd do me...



I often have to..... lol

But I don't mind, no sirree

It's less effort and there's no chance of rejection

Wouldn't that be something?
If you turned YOURSELF down

There's a scary thought....

How icky would you have to be before you wouldn't even have sex with yourself??

Eeeek!

I've often felt myself to be fat, boring, ugly and smelly... but I've never turned myself down this far

I suppose there's always a first time for everything, but I suspect that might be the exception to the rule

Someone once told me they didn't "do" ugly... but then they proceeded to do me, so either they lied or I'm not that ugly lol

And they did me good, let me tell you

#bestieverhad



So on that note... I think I'll proceed directly to doing myself
I'll let you know how it works out

Later folks!
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/8/2016 1:25 pm
    Quoting  :
Good to know
There's nothing like a little self lovin' to take the edge off

I do like running my fingertips up and down a neck....
Feeling those curves nestle against my body...

Oh...and I like women too
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
4/8/2016 3:41 pm

 LMFAO! @ I'd do me! No really! Too funny!!!


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/11/2016 5:33 am
    Quoting GhostofH:
    LMFAO! @ I'd do me! No really! Too funny!!!
Well I would!
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/11/2016 5:34 am
    Quoting  :
I haven't...I just put a bag over my head...
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/11/2016 5:34 am
    Quoting  :
Two advil, head down and give 'er
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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Annie_V 54F
Ask me for a photo

4/14/2016 2:15 am
An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/14/2016 8:37 am

 Hello stranger!
Long time no see
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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