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Where There's A Willy, There's A Way
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Where There's A Willy, There's A Way I'm thinking of taking up motivational speaking  What do you think of my slogan? It's the title of this post, in case you weren't paying attention....  Yes ladies and gents, I may be coming to a town near you  Ladies get in free Gents tickets will be $1,000,000 plus GST And you have to stand facing the wall.....  I think I'd do quite well as a motivational speaker.... I'm pretty positive As a Libra I can find the good in anything For example, a lack of getting any only provides more thinking opportunity to refine your technique for when you get some There's ALWAYS a silver lining if you look hard enough Mostly... Although I do take exception to the saying "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"..... It should really say "What doesn't kill us usually hurts like hell" I guess that wouldn't really have the same kind of effect though Maybe it's time for a new brand of "self help" and motivational stuff... We could go out on a limb and call it "The Truth" How do you think that would go over? Like a lead balloon?? lol Unfortunately I think that's exactly what would happen lol No one seems to take any responsibility for their actions anymore.... And no one seems to think before they open their mouth or type an email or twit a tweet.... Hmmm... is that how you say it? Twit a tweet? Tweet a twit? Twit a twit? Twit Twooo? Is there an owl in here?? Sorry.... could have sworn I heard an owl.... Must have been the wind... Anyway.... where was I? Oh yes... everything is always someone else's fault.... Of course in my case, it really is.... Just kidding lol We all make choices - in what we say, what we do and how we act Those choices might be driven by external factors and circumstances, but at the end of the day it is still a choice.... one you or I decide to make Isn't it about time we accepted that the only person making decisions is ourselves? Wow...that got a little serious there I better stop before I go off on a rant lol Willies and Pussies Pussies and Willies There... that's better Nothing like a little random genitalia to change the mood Actually... a little random genitalia of the female kind would be most welcome right now Anyone care to donate some? For the use of? Later folks! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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Pretty well spoken (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Pretty well spoken Stop by any time "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Another way to motivate someone is: Opening a can of whoopass. .. Of course I'd check the expiry date, first.
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"We all make choices - in what we say, what we do and how we act Those choices might be driven by external factors and circumstances, but at the end of the day it is still a choice.... one you or I decide to make" Spot on! But I also enjoy random genitalia...wait...I'm not sure that's exactly what I meant!!!
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Of course you can! Just show me your genitalia "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Another way to motivate someone is: Opening a can of whoopass. .. Of course I'd check the expiry date, first. "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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"We all make choices - in what we say, what we do and how we act Those choices might be driven by external factors and circumstances, but at the end of the day it is still a choice.... one you or I decide to make" Spot on! But I also enjoy random genitalia...wait...I'm not sure that's exactly what I meant!!! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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So.... are we compatible? Astrologically speaking.... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Seems like a perfect "balance" to me "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Well hello there Canadian funny woman "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I didn't think Whoopass ever expired
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Had it, expired. The motivation would be a lot quicker! How's the sheep? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Baaaaaaad
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Did someone say, banana? .. lmao "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Nope. lmao
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When's the next full moon? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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