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Dr, Dr, Give Me The News....
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Dr, Dr, Give Me The News.... Woot woot! End of the week....hooray!! Break out the blow ticklers and lets party!!    Now there's a question.... Do you Blow your Tickler...or Tickle your Blow?? Food for thought..... And speaking of food for thought.....I've invented a ne genre of adult entertainment.... Potato Porn!! {pause for rapturous applause} Thank you, thank you!  I was reading a local blog and it just popped into my head....I thought to myself: "Well, slather me in sour cream and put bacon on my bits...that sounds like Potato Porn" It wasn't....but that's what I thought...'cause I'm filthy like that  Lmao Anyway.....I was thinking of a career change earlier... I thought to myself "what would you do if you had to find another job?" I can't picture myself serving in Timmie's somehow... There's just no way I'd be able to keep a straight face whenever a lady asked for a muffing....I mean muffin.... And as for those beige slacks? They wouldn't keep an unsolicited hard on from showing the way my jeans do.... I couldn't do it... I'd be fired for sexual harassment on the first day.... Although...it could be a medical thing... I mean, it's not my fault if I get an erection for no apparent reason...I can't help that... I'll be sitting here quite normally....and suddenly I'll be rampant...without even the slightest thought of sex... *sigh* Maybe it's my body trying to tell me I need to get some more...or even some... lol I wonder if I can claim that on my health benefits?? "Yes I did put in a claim for an Senior Sizzle Memberhip...yes...and flowers and dinner at a fancy restaurant...what's that? Hotel bill? Well yes...uh huh...it's to control my libido..." Hmmm...can't see that one washing with the insurance company.... Oh well...back to the drawing board.... It'll just have to be old faithful.... known in Latin as Muchus Wankus See ya! Have a great weekend! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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 @ Muchus Wankus 
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I think so too! It's not illegal....even in Manitoba....yet "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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You're very welcome....  Do your boobs jiggle when you laugh?  "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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@ Muchus Wankus I think that sounds better than "ripping the head off it" Much more genteel "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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