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Blogs > spudsy1000 > The Potato's Lair....

Zephyr In The Sky At Night, I Wonder....  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
11/26/2014 10:36 am
Zephyr In The Sky At Night, I Wonder....

Do My Tears Of Mourning, Sink Beneath The Sun....

Love that song
Oh, and Madonna ain't bad either...wouldn't say no, put it that way
lol
Anyway....

Hello.

I thought it was about time I bit the<b> bullet </font></b>and wrote another blog
Sheer laziness has overcome me lol

I have a dose of Cantbearseditis

Not that I don't WANT to...lets be clear on that

The flesh is willing, but the mind is weak....
Or should that be the other way around?

Not that it matters...the end result is the same lol

No blog....
Nil blog...
Zero blog...



So in order to satisfy the demands for a new missive (or should that be epistle?), here I am...front and centre...on parade, so to speak

MMmmmmmm....
Pussies On Parade.....
Sounds like army porn to me

Now that I think about it...I do like women in uniform

.....and any other kind of women, let's be fair

I don't discriminate

Well...not really.... I do have one rule....they must be breathing

*sigh*

I know one thing for sure though....
A vay-cay from the va-jay-jay isn't any fun

That sort of thing leads to bad decision making
It's due to the backup of semen to the brain.... it clouds your thinking
Not to mention making the inside of your skull sticky

I'm not even sure if my penis works any more....
Maybe I should test it out...
Give it the once over just to be sure it won't break down when I need it
It always pays to be prepared, especially with the winter upon us

Any licensed penis mechanics out there??

Speaking of licenses.....
I got my license yesterday

Yep, ladies...I'm now a fully qualified Fucksercise Instructor!!

First lesson completely FREE, by the way
No obligation free trial!
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back

LMAO

Wonder how many takers there will be for that?

I bet I know.....

NONE

Hey, you can't blame a guy for trying
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
11/26/2014 1:18 pm

 @ satisfaction guaranteed... Big talk..... just say'n......


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
11/26/2014 1:35 pm
    Quoting GhostofH:
    @ satisfaction guaranteed... Big talk..... just say'n......
Firstly...I didn't say who would be satisfied.....
Secondly...."or your money back" LMFAO


"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
11/26/2014 1:38 pm
    Quoting  :
Awww, thanks
Wanna go for a motorcycle ride??
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
11/27/2014 5:42 am
    Quoting  :
Funny you should say that.......I'm often told I should be in a cage
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
11/28/2014 2:54 am

 pick me....pick me
after all its free or I get my money back, right?


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
11/28/2014 9:23 am
    Quoting blondegirlis:
    pick me....pick me
    after all its free or I get my money back, right?
You got it!
And since it's Black Friday there's an extra 20% off!!!
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


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