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At the Drive In, In My Old Man's Ford ;)
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At the Drive In, In My Old Man's Ford ;) Well hello again my freaky, frisky, fantabulous folks!  It's Friday! (In case you're not sure what day it is....  )Hey! Don't look at me like that! You could be out of your minds in a sex fueled orgy of depravity! It's possible! Ok...maybe not around here  Forgot where I was for a second there Never mind the fact that if you were getting some...you wouldn't be reading this! lmao Or maybe you would  Maybe it turns you on to be getting "done" while reading my worthless meanderings I should start a group for that....what would we call it?? Two and a Halfsomes with Spudsy?? What about a catchy slogan? Have a Read-gasm with Spudsy?? Engage your mind AND your genitals with Spudsy1000?? Yes? No? Well I thought it was a good idea... (pout, pout) *sigh* Still...you're reading this anyway That makes me orgasm at least, even if it does nothing for you (woogawoogawoogawooga) Oops...there goes another one  Anyways....those of who who have made it this far without throwing up a little in your mouth might be interested to know that I won't be referring to my genitalia for the rest of this post  And if I do inadvertently mention them, you may feel free to give me a thorough spanking Naked of course.... You that is...not me lmao So, my sex starved readers... what shall we talk about next? Sex? Drums? Rock'n'roll? Two of my favourite things right there Wonder which two? Hint: I'm not a drummer Actualy, let's take a quick break to talk about San Diego.... Again?? Yes, again.... I was told in a comment the other day (by someone who was there...) that it was almost as if I was there, physically, due to the numbers of mentions of my name.... I would just like to take this opportunity to say.... Don't believe ANYTHING Charmer961 says about me It's all a pack of lies!! I never touched his donkey!! I've never even seen it!! He's just jealous He wishes he was me... Why? I hear you scream in horror..... Because there are no hordes of women lusting after me! That's right! None! Not one!! His ass is all bruised and sore from the pinching and groping! Not to mention that he can't wear his kilt outside the house because of the women chasing him down the street begging for a look Luckily, I don't have that problem Just take a look....  Who would chase that for a peek??? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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I used to have a buddy, The Singing Swinging Cowboy (he liked to fight) who complained that his wife ate cookies while he fucked her. I suggested either a new technique or a new wife. He didn't swing at me, but he gave me a look like...dumb fucker! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I used to have a buddy, The Singing Swinging Cowboy (he liked to fight) who complained that his wife ate cookies while he fucked her. I suggested either a new technique or a new wife. He didn't swing at me, but he gave me a look like...dumb fucker! The question is....did she leave crumbs?? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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You too, LT "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I would pinch and grope Charmer's butt and I would love a peek under your kilt You'd look like this -   "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Now I'm sorry I said anything. Lol. Just remember...curiosity killed the cat. And don't be so sure that people who are getting some don't still stop by to read the wise words of the spudster...
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butt.. I have other attachments for potatoes.. secretly hopes he doesn't look in fridge to see the potato salad she made and ate.  
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Now I'm sorry I said anything. Lol. Just remember...curiosity killed the cat. And don't be so sure that people who are getting some don't still stop by to read the wise words of the spudster... Then I don't want to know They do?? Interesting "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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butt.. I have other attachments for potatoes.. secretly hopes he doesn't look in fridge to see the potato salad she made and ate. You can eat me anytime "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I don't...that's the whole point So....why didn't you?? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I wear it at all times "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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McSpuddy! What big.....................eyes you have!! 
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All the better to fu....ummm....see you with! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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