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I'm A Lumberjack And I'm Ok.....
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I'm A Lumberjack And I'm Ok..... Greetings fellow inmates!  Apparently I owe GhostofH a new monitor....  Personally I think he should quit drinking coffee and reading blogs at the same time  Yes...there was splutter damage due to a facetious comment I made on someone else's blog  Nothing whatsoever to do with bodily fluids I might add...that's a whole other story and nothing to do with me at all.... However...the point is.....be prepared! You never know where I'll show up with my smart ass comments I was even thinking of renaming my blog "The Spudsy Exposition"....because NOBODY expects the Spudsy Exposition Yeah, yeah...that doesn't quite work does it Never mind...got to fill my blog space somehow, right? I'll make you laugh supposing it kills you... Just make sure you beware the comfy chair...I won't hesitate to use it you know And now for something completely different... I do enjoy Wednesdays No, not because it's the world famous Half Naked Wednesday Ok...not ONLY because it's the world famous HNW No m'dears, I usually go shopping and have buttered scones for tea Delicious  (The Larch) Where was I? Oh yes.... I was also falsely accused of being tall, averagely built and sexy....  I think not.... lol Ask anyone.... definitely NOT me How do I know? Given that self body image isn't always how others see you....? Ummmmm...I ain't tall Not by any stretch of the imagination could I be described as tall... lmao Sorry to shatter your illusions....but....no lol Still, being short...is better than being an ex-parrot Deceased... Ceased to be.... Bereft of life... Pining for the Fjords There's always a silver lining, if you know where to look Sometimes you have to look really, really hard...but it's there The lesson I've always tried to live by is always look on the bright side of life Pity I'm no good at whistling...my talents lie in other directions lol Seriously though, if you're not dead...things can always get better... And if you can manage to have a little fun along the way, all the better I think there's enough doom and gloom in the world.... if you read this and other blogs like it, and you have a little giggle or it makes you smile then it's been worth the effort Even if it's only for a couple of minutes So if you'll excuse the blatant plagiarism of today's missive, and indeed the lack of sexual content (nudge,nudge, wink, wink, say no more) I'll bid you adieu and leave you with my thought for the day... Neep! I've often been told I should run away and join the circus....I just didn't think it was a Flying circus lmao "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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I don't know how the Pythons feel about it, but I suspect they don't mind being "quoted". I can't get enough of em! Nice blog fill. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Some of my all time heroes there McSpudster, and ever since Graham Chapman's funeral that song is never far from the forefront of my thoughts, I even have a T-shirt with the opening line on it!
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I don't know how the Pythons feel about it, but I suspect they don't mind being "quoted". I can't get enough of em! Nice blog fill. Any press is good press, right? lol "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Some of my all time heroes there McSpudster, and ever since Graham Chapman's funeral that song is never far from the forefront of my thoughts, I even have a T-shirt with the opening line on it! And the whole is greater than the sum of their parts, if you know what I mean "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Tall....who accused you of being tall? If you were tall I wouldn't have to help you into the blue bin I don't know what they were thinkn' how are short people supposed to get in there to have some fun!!!  They should provide step ladders Maybe that'll be tomorrow's blog LMFAO "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Ok Ok I give...I was the accuser....but I wasnt really accusing, thats the wrong word...more like I was assuming. After all potatoes comes in all sizes right? And I have nothing against short people...I AM one! lol. I use of those silly Rubbermaid step stools for just about everything.
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Possibly lol Thanks! You just made my day! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Ok Ok I give...I was the accuser....but I wasnt really accusing, thats the wrong word...more like I was assuming. After all potatoes comes in all sizes right? And I have nothing against short people...I AM one! lol. I use of those silly Rubbermaid step stools for just about everything. lmao Me too! Except for kissing short girls that is "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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A Bunni Piggy Back Doggy Style Ride?? Any time "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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How did you know?? One of my hobbies is Breast Juggling I just need to find a lovely assistant...any ideas?? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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is it?? Interesting "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Two is fine to start with I'm not THAT good yet "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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