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Blogs > spudsy1000 > The Potato's Lair....

She Told Me To Come, But I Was Already There  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
7/9/2014 12:04 pm
She Told Me To Come, But I Was Already There

Just me

Yeah, I've been a little AWOL again

Spent the last hour and a half trying to catch up with Blogland goings on...and I'm still not done
Don't think I'll ever really catch up...but I do try

Honest!

Something just caught my eye though....
I saw a profile where someone described themselves as a "middle aged couple"....

What's wrong with that I hear you ask....

They were both 33!!!!

33 is middle aged???
Seriously??

Where's my Old Age Pension then???
I think the government of Canada owes me some money

Mind you....you know you're old when the footballers in the World Cup look about 12 years old lmfao



Anyway....

I need a wank....


Sorry...too crude?

I feel the need to relieve myself in a sexual way....

Better??

Yeah...having a horny day today, you'll be pleased (or disgusted) to know

Seems to be a recurring theme around these particular blog parts

....and around my parts

Speaking of my parts....anyone interested in taking them for a ride??

No??
Just askin'....

This is what your brain looks like on Horniness:



I'm going to start a new campaign....

I'm horny...feed me crack
lol
Oh boy...things are bad when I'm saying stuff like that out loud...lol

Excuse me a moment....be right back....

Ahhhhh....that's much better

Visiting Senior Sizzle when you're horny is akin to going grocery shopping when you're hungry

Everything looks so delicious and it usually leads to bad decision making
LMAO

I just want to eat everything female I see right now
lol

I think maybe I ought to get logged off here before I do something dangerous
lmao

Here's a question for the ladies...wannna be my something dangerous??
lol

Enjoy the rest of your day folks!
Hopefully tomorrow will be better
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/9/2014 1:39 pm
    Quoting littlelady220:
    Every morning I try to spend at least 10 mins on here just to get my mind in a rush for the day
    Oh the days are good when I'm in the gutter!!
LMAO I can just imagine
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
7/9/2014 11:17 pm

 Gee didnt think I was that dangerous....its not like I carry a weapon around


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/10/2014 5:16 am
    Quoting  :
It's spring fever around here every day lol
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/10/2014 5:16 am
    Quoting blondegirlis:
    Gee didnt think I was that dangerous....its not like I carry a weapon around
It's a concealed weapon
Do you have a permit for that?
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/11/2014 5:46 am
    Quoting  :
Only one??
*sigh*
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


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