Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service

Eve Of The War  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
6/25/2014 10:50 am
Eve Of The War


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yes folks, I'm growling Grrrrrrrrr

And not "at the badger" as we say in Scotland

(Use your imagination Let's just say it involves tongues and lady parts )

Why am I growling??

Well...it's like this...

A certain someone has started a Blog War....

Deliberately...and with malice aforethought

Ok...maybe not malice...but definite aforethought

You can check it out here : [post 3431920]

Here's what she said, to save you going over there:

And I quote:
"Next... Spudsy1000 ..... You misrepresent. I see nothing potato like about you. I'm not going to put up with this much longer. I'm stomping around my house screaming "potato poser" right now. "

Can you believe it???

Can you credit it???

The unmitigated gall of the woman!!!!

It's a disgrace....
It's taking liberties...
It's...
It's....



Well actually... it's true!

But that's not really the point!!
lmao

Yes, this young lady had the temerity to take my name in vain....



No, no, no, no,no....

It says so in scripture....

"Thou shalt not take Spudsy's name in vain"

It also says "Thou shalt not covet Charmer961's ass",but nobody seems to pay any attention to that one either....
For as long as I've been around here multitudes of women have been coveting his ass on a daily basis....personally I wish he'd COVER his ass...but different strokes for different folks I suppose

Nevertheless, this is just not on!!
It's simply not cricket as my English friends would say

(But then again, they're not much good at that either - that's a gratuitous football reference just had to get that in there )

And this from a lady who did unspeakable things to me in Chicago!!

Unspeakable!!

Did I mention they were unspeakable???

*sigh*

Personally I think she has an ulterior motive.......

Yes ladies and gents....the pretty little cute and innocent act is all a sham!

She's trying to manipulate me....
She's trying to goad me into jumping on a plane to Bunnyland and hunting her down and giving her a damn good lickin'.....

And not with a big stick either!!

With tongues...maybe even a Wheel of Tongues ™ !!

And all that to be followed with the spanking she so richly deserves!!

Well Miss Snuggly Bunny Cheeky Monkey.... it worked!

I'm on my way
Just leave a light on and the door open
Assume the position and brace yourself...

I'm going in....

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/25/2014 11:21 am

    Quoting  :

thank you!
It was the most fun I've had in a while too!

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/25/2014 2:28 pm

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tell the truth - you just want me to growl at YOUR badger

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


sensualpassion72 59M/51F
3559 posts
6/25/2014 5:35 pm

You should not play with my imagination like this -- I see this Mr Potato Head dropping body parts as he is pacing and ranting -- then going to war with this really cute female, energizer bunny with the fluffiest tail and... blonde, hair. Not red. Nope.


Annie_V 54F

6/26/2014 3:13 am

Lol I just read sensuals comment . The energizer bunny versus Mr potato head. Oh hell yes

An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/26/2014 6:21 am

    Quoting  :

I'd go to war with you any time!
You're my favourite enemy

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/26/2014 6:22 am

    Quoting sensualpassion72:
    You should not play with my imagination like this -- I see this Mr Potato Head dropping body parts as he is pacing and ranting -- then going to war with this really cute female, energizer bunny with the fluffiest tail and... blonde, hair. Not red. Nope.
Just wait till you see the Chicago pics

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/26/2014 6:22 am

    Quoting Annie_V:
    Lol I just read sensuals comment . The energizer bunny versus Mr potato head. Oh hell yes
Oh yeah
lol

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
6/26/2014 3:41 pm

Its the eve of a war and the Scots are involved. Please tell me there is no stupid blue face paint involved! Really!

Take it easy, guns are cold.


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/27/2014 5:49 am

    Quoting gunner4440:
    Its the eve of a war and the Scots are involved. Please tell me there is no stupid blue face paint involved! Really!

Always!

It's not a real war if there are no Scots involved

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/3/2014 5:47 am

    Quoting  :

.....and that takes some doing

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


Become a member to create a blog