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My head is spinnin', Like a whirlpool, it never ends...
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My head is spinnin', Like a whirlpool, it never ends... Well hello there my frisky little ponies! What have you got to say for yourselves today? Anything good? Anything naughty? Anything dirty??  Well if you came here looking for any of the above, you're in for a disappointment  But then again, you probably knew that already lol Long time readers (and there are one or two of you ), will realize this already, but this is not your average sex blog.....Actually, I'm sure some of you would argue that this isn't a sex blog at all And mostly it's not, although sometimes sexy stuff will rear it's head in the course of the proceedings around here...and when it does it's anything but average (pause for self congratulation) *ahem* Yes....anyways.... You will find me tooting my own horn from time to time  Actually, I toot my own horn quite a lot Regularly in fact It's a wonder I don't dry up from over tooting Is that possible? I've heard you can go blind.... That's possibly why I wink a lot...I'm going half blind from all the tooting See?? Just did it again Speaking of winking..... Oh...wait....that's a typo... It's spelt with an "a" usually.... Oh, I crack myself up sometimes...  As you can plainly see I write this nonsense more for myself than anybody else lol Reading this must be like being inside my head...not pretty and damned confusing....never mind that the rabbit that works the controls has been pooping all over the place So watch your feet...I don't advise going barefoot in here Oh boy...I'm glad I'm not you guys Are you dizzy yet?? You should be If you're not...maybe you should seek professional help I just happen to be newly qualified as a female-only therapist I use an avant garde technique.....the cure for everything is sex It must be personally administered by the prescribing therapist....of course The doctor is in....first patient please "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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Damn...I knew I should have checked the English - Canadian translator before posting "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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What number am I?
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It's not a love blog...it's a LURVVVVE blog "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I'm in, make me dizzy and no tooting!!! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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What number am I? Good to see you! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Pardon me I'm heading to the "frisky little pony" equipment issue area, I think there has been a tragic mistake! Take it easy, guns are cold. Take it easy, guns are cold. 
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