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F**kin' Forty
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F**kin' Forty Sooooooooooo.......... Just read a post by someone that set me to thinking.... ([post 2696146] in case you're interested...) Just what exactly is wrong with being mature for your age, being able to go all night and be ready to go again 5 mins later???? Old people are so great huh?? Hmmmm..... Oh wait...I'm getting old too....shit.... Yeah older guys ARE great aren't they???? LMFAO Actually I was looking through some old pictures the other day, mostly of me as a baby and I couldn't believe how young my father looked in them lol. I never noticed before but he looks SOOOOOOOOO young...lol It suddenly clicked that he was about 30 when i was born....that's seven (count 'em) years younger than I am now...lol That really brings it home to you ...lol The thing is I still feel like i'm<b> eighteen </font></b>inside, with all the insecurities etc that go with that lol I just have a bit more control over them these days lol Of course I know a lot more now than I did then...like they say "practise makes perfect"  Although you'd think after almost 38 years I should be getting close to perfect I'll leave that one up to you to decide....I'm not gonna go there As for mental gymnastics...well let's just say I'm not as supple and bendy as I used to be I could probably do that thing with the streamers on the poles....but does that even count as gymnastics?? Hmmmmmmmm...... Trouble is these days, sometimes you write a cheque that your body can't cash The will is strong but the flesh is weak....especially after the first 5 or six times in quick succession....lol *sigh*  Actually I don't think age has that much to do with having "finesse" in that context....although it can be learned by some to some extent, I think you either have it or you don't right from day one.... And I think those who "learn" it can't disguise that it's an act for long....what i mean is it isn't natural...it's forced...going against the grain of their normal tendencies.... In my time hanging around the chat room here I've seen many an "older" fellow acting exactly the same as you would expect from his younger counterparts...and vice versa.... And many a guy getting "found out" like I mentioned above... It's more of an ingrained personality trait than anything else.... It depends more on whether you "use" that or not... There is a time for subtlety and a time for "vulgarity"...the trick is to know which is which and act appropriately  Although maybe my definition of "vulgarity" is different to what was being discussed lol Yes I'll admit it...I'm a prude (well...sometimes )Here's a hint for some of you guys.... Telling a woman you want to "f**k her till her pussy can't take any more" Place to say it: Privately (the bedroom, on the phone, text, email etc) Place NOT to say it: Publicly (over dinner with her family, in sky writing at the football game etc) And if you don't realise the difference then there's no hope for you at all lmao Here endeth the lesson for today..... Hmmmmmmm....so, girls....based on that, do you think I should open an academy?? Take on some apprentices? Bring through some good prospects for you? Get them all trained up for you? LMAO To be honest I don't even know if I have those qualities alluded to....only you can judge that one lol....but it did keep me occupied blogging and out of trouble for a while  (or at least out of the bathroom.... )The things I have to do to keep my hands occupied....*sigh* In case you're wondering....the title is (yet) another Rock song lol It's not on any album, but go find it on You know where Tube.... For those of us who are "of a certain age" it's hilarious For all you young folks...forget it...you won't understand it Later folks "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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7/28/2011 12:06 pm |
Glad I could help keep you occupied... and out of trouble, if that's what you call this  "I reject your version of reality & substitute my own"  Offended Yet? Sign Here: [post 2929227] I mean seriously, DO IT!! Have you ever tried Sloggin' it? Blogger Slogger The best of some of the Canucks I love: [blog CanadaWeek]
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Glad I could help keep you occupied... and out of trouble, if that's what you call this at least i don't think so "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Probably practising for my NML debut in the fall That reminds me...when does preseason training start?? LMAO "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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