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ASS INDUCED PTSD
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ASS INDUCED PTSD This is a new twist on an old rant. The most blogged about topic on A FF. Yes the dreaded genitalia profile pics. But I am not here to discuss the ever present A FF penis, or the carnivorous vagina. No, today’s post is about the male Ass Shot. I know all you straight folk with ass pics out there are probably going to get all jacked up over this but… is it just me that finds the “Ass Shot” a little gay? Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not talking about the artistic shots of naked man meat draped enticingly over a bed, or leaning against a wall showing off your Adonis physique. I am referring instead to the pic of just ASS. I’m still trying to unearth the sexy factor. Especially with the hairy ones. I was browsing profiles this week while eating brunch (Never a good idea) and wham! I had Hairy ASS in my face. I think I am now suffering from Hairy Ass PTSD. To be fair it wasn’t fully hairy. It appeared that an attempt had been made to shave it. But there was a horizontal line of fur running across the top of the ass like an Ass-Stache. Could he not reach it? For the love of God, the only thing worse than hairy ass is halfassed hairy ass. I can only offer you guys this pearl of wisdom... If you have a burning need to share your ass with the world, at least do us all a favor and have it pre-approved for public consumption. I am not saying there is no hope for you hairy assed men. I have had very satisfying sexual encounters with a hirsute man or two. But there is a *reason* that hormones are released to flood the brain pre-sex. It’s a biological mechanism put in place by the powers that be, to ensure the survival of the species. Hormones have a mind numbing effect and interfere with rational thought and processing. It’s an essential tool in the copulation process. Press the right buttons, the floodgates open, oh the sweet effects of all those<b> pheromones...</font></b>All of a sudden, hairy asses and dangling man junk look attractive. But having that shit thrust upon you in an unsuspecting and unprotected moment can cause serious scarring. But I digress... Back on topic. A final word… Guys…Go with the artistic full body shot if you desire, but when it comes to the -in your face close-ups-, Just say NO to ass shots!! (Post Script: I just noticed that my last post also mentioned ass hair. I had the close encounter with the hairy ass before writing both. I really *do* have PTSD. I wonder if ass hair trauma is covered under medical insurance?) Freedom Live. Laugh. Love. |
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Haha so true about the ass shot PTSD...I have had several of those shocking moments myself...you made me recall a blog post I did last year on this very subject... That picture of your butthole is really offensive Welcome back S.
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I think the technical term may be HMA - hairy man ass. Gay? I'm not sure if the ass shot is immediately gay evocative (not that there's anything wrong with that . It's all in the presentation. I'm also not totally sure if you're discussing the general ass shot, or a close up asshole shot. I think the close up asshole shot is another story. I recently put a cock shot up for network friends, and perhaps I need to think asswise too. (not asshole) I'll try to follow your guidelines though, and I'll have to contact you for the preapproval  All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus
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Ass-stache????? lolz *adds to vocabulary*
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I was browsing profiles yet again and came across pics of some dude squatting on to a partially inserted Arizona Iced Tea bottle. Now there is an advertisement they could have done without. I'm not judging, but COME ON....that shit needs to be private! Sales are dropping worldwide as we speak. Can YOU ever really raise a bottle of Arizone tea to your lips and enjoy again?? Freedom Live. Laugh. Love.
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