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Blogs > spatzyum > My Blog

Footloose  

spatzyum 39M
4 posts
3/26/2009 4:39 pm
Footloose

As some of you may know, my car is a total<b> hunk </font></b>of shit. It's broken, so I can't get anywhere with it (a problem in West MA), when girls go, "Oh, you can't host and don't have a car to come here? That's a shame. I really did want to bang you."*

So now I'm walking, but I won't have to walk far, because it's like high school again: if you don't have a car, you can't get laid.

*Note: Not a direct quote.

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