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10 Things that sound dirty at christmas but aren't  

sam_hope31 46F
525 posts
12/9/2010 1:19 am
10 Things that sound dirty at christmas but aren't

Did you get any under the tree?
I think your balls are hanging to low
Check out Rudolph's honker!
Santa's sack is really bulging.
Lift up the skirt
Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
I love licking the end till its sharp and pointy.
from here you can't tell if they are artificial or real
Can I interest you in some dark meat?
To get it to stand up straight, try propping it up against the wall.

godownon5 64M
7 posts
12/22/2010 2:07 pm

 love to prop you up against the wall when you have a moment


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