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EXCELLENT POEMS BY NOT SO FAMOUS POETS
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EXCELLENT POEMS BY NOT SO FAMOUS POETS ... FOUND ON TOILET DOORS AND WALLS.......... A BUDDING POET TRYING HIS BEST... HERE I LIE IN STINKY VAPOR, BECAUSE SOME BASTARD STOLE THE TOILET PAPER, SHALL I LIE, OR SHALL I LINGER, OR SHALL I BE FORCED TO USE MY FINGER. BEFORE HE GRADUATED TO BE A POET, HE WROTE THIS... HERE I SIT BROKEN HEARTED TRIED TO SHIT BUT ONLY FARTED SOMEONE WHO HAD A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE WROTE, YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE I TRIED TO FART, AND SHIT MY PANTS! PERHAPS IT'S TRUE THAT PEOPLE FIND INSPIRATION IN TOILETS. I CAME HERE TO SHIT AND STINK, BUT ALL I DO IS SIT AND THINK. THERE ARE ALSO PEOPLE WHO COME IN FOR A DIFFERENT PURPOSE... SOME COME HERE TO SIT AND THINK, SOME COME HERE TO SHIT AND STINK, BUT I COME HERE TO SCRATCH MY BALLS, AND READ THE BULLSHIT ON THE WALLS... TOILETS WALLS ALSO DOUBLE AS JOB ADVERTISEMENT SPACE....... [WRITTEN HIGH UPON THE WALL] IF YOU CAN PISS ABOVE THIS LINE, THE SINGAPORE FIRE DEPARTMENT WANTS YOU. MINISTRY OF ENVIRONMENT ADVERTISEMENT. WE AIM TO PLEASE! YOU AIM TOO! PLEASE ON THE INSIDE OF A TOILET DOOR: PATRONS ARE REQUESTED TO REMAIN SEATED THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE PERFORMANCE. AND FINALLY, THIS SHOULD TEACH SOME A LESSON... SIGN SEEN AT A RESTAURANT: THE HANDS THAT CLEAN THESE TOILETS ALSO MAKE YOUR FOOD... PLEASE AIM PROPERLY. |
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Oh Gosh!!! U juz have to bring it up eh???  THAT was really disgusting... his shit stucked in his ring and he continued with his roti canai act... Let the others imagine bro...I wanna go to the toilet and Ohhhh  
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Still remember the story of the roti canai man who went to the toilet and didn't wash his hands properly?  It was in the newspapaer a few years ago. 
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