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A different take on a.................................  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
4/16/2015 1:00 am
A different take on a.................................




willy warmer.

If you have to use one of these, you're with the wrong man, but good for a laugh, maybe a bit of play time.

Whatever you do, don't loose the key, or it could end up being very embarrassing rocking up at the ER.











lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
4/16/2015 1:03 am

These are a crime against humanity, or maybe just manity!

I once posted a crochet pattern for a willy warmer, should I send it to you?


Keppel37 55M
3657 posts
4/16/2015 1:08 am

Yeah, the Geneva Convention have something to say about this..... Unfortunately they take too long to lock-up the dicks

Mark xxx


sukmanov 68M
635 posts
4/16/2015 1:13 am

Cock, Lock and Barrel.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/16/2015 1:21 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    These are a crime against humanity, or maybe just manity!

    I once posted a crochet pattern for a willy warmer, should I send it to you?
Or are you just pissed off that there isn't a tartan version?

I have looked at heaps of patterns for willy warmers, but I'm not the best of knitters, so can't make Head or tails of them.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/16/2015 1:22 am

Thanks for popping in.

Funny come back.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/16/2015 1:37 am

    Quoting Keppel37:
    Yeah, the Geneva Convention have something to say about this..... Unfortunately they take too long to lock-up the dicks

    Mark xxx
And some they lock up should have the key thrown away.

Nice to see you.


chaso5 65M

4/16/2015 2:59 am

OH now this is taking things way too far! You know we were thinking along the lines of wool or similar material! Speaking of which - it is getting to that time of year very soon & I am still without!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/16/2015 3:35 am

    Quoting chaso5:
    OH now this is taking things way too far! You know we were thinking along the lines of wool or similar material! Speaking of which - it is getting to that time of year very soon & I am still without!
Aren't us down South told that Queensland has perfect weather and it never gets cold?

Now if you were to live in The Blue Mountains, then you would get a very chilly willy.


danceswithtrees 64M
2425 posts
4/16/2015 6:24 am

if anyone approached me with one of those, I'd be running through the first available door and locking it behind me...yikes


kittyliquor519 58M
2730 posts
4/16/2015 7:31 am

I agree with Mystelle, I thought they were chastity belts for men LOL

Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/16/2015 12:30 pm

    Quoting  :

They are chastity belts for men. Just thought I'd throw in the willy warmer bit from a previous blog.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/16/2015 12:32 pm

    Quoting danceswithtrees:
    if anyone approached me with one of those, I'd be running through the first available door and locking it behind me...yikes
I recon there could be a stampede.
I can't imagine they would be very comfortable.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/16/2015 12:33 pm

    Quoting kittyliquor519:
    I agree with Mystelle, I thought they were chastity belts for men LOL
They are indeed chastity belts for men. A far cry from a willy warmer.


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
4/16/2015 1:19 pm

Brilliant...the perfect punishment for a wayward man!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
4/16/2015 4:57 pm

And what happens when you show your tits?

On the other hand it would be a handy accessory for young fellas who want to avoid displaying embarrassing tell tales bulges in their pants. Handy but rather painful I would imagine.

Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/16/2015 9:52 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Brilliant...the perfect punishment for a wayward man!
I've not seen them in any shops, but I guess for those that might need one, you can buy anything on the net.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/16/2015 9:54 pm

    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    And what happens when you show your tits?

    On the other hand it would be a handy accessory for young fellas who want to avoid displaying embarrassing tell tales bulges in their pants. Handy but rather painful I would imagine.
There doesn't seem to be room should the guy get excited.

So I can see it being very painful.


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
4/17/2015 12:13 pm

I would run from those. LOL.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/17/2015 1:56 pm

    Quoting mflater1:
    I would run from those. LOL.
Don't think they would become the latest fashion.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/23/2015 5:34 am

    Quoting  :

If the client behaved, then the lawyer would be busy elsewhere..

Part time locksmith.


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