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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

You are what you eat.  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
7/30/2011 7:51 pm
You are what you eat.





Healthy women pass wind about seven times a day, and men fourteen times a day.

On average we can expel as much as two litres of gas a day.

Half of which may be swallowed air.

So remember...... when you are gasping in the throws of orgasm, stop and think of what will happen later on.

Is that why some males like playing Dutch Ovens?

After reading this, they will say they couldn't help themselves. That it all came about from swallowing all that air while making mad passionate love to you.
danceswithtrees 64M
2425 posts
7/31/2011 2:21 am

 I didn't know what a dutch oven was...well aside from it being a cooking pot...so I had to google it..now that is funny...well not for the person under the covers i suppose.

I'm going to be sooo well educated if i stay on this site..


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/31/2011 2:42 am
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Even if I know someone really well, I would still pass on a dutch oven.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/31/2011 2:43 am
    Quoting  :
As with you. It's not sex that makes me pass wind.
Maybe it was that curry.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/31/2011 2:47 am
    Quoting danceswithtrees:
    I didn't know what a dutch oven was...well aside from it being a cooking pot...so I had to google it..now that is funny...well not for the person under the covers i suppose.

    I'm going to be sooo well educated if i stay on this site..
Now don't you go getting ideas about doing this to your other half.

Not sure how far you will go with the type of education you might get from this site. Maybe Sexual Trivial Pursuit.


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
7/31/2011 7:55 am
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NotSoDarkKnight 55M
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7/31/2011 2:00 pm

 You know it's love when you are comfortable enough to not only fart in front of them but to give them a dutch oven.
Just Another Geek on Senior Sizzle


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
7/31/2011 4:31 pm

 I prefer making fanny farts hehe. It's been too long mind


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/31/2011 5:19 pm
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I would go for the fresh air first, then the wine.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/31/2011 5:20 pm

 Think I would hope that it's just a fart.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/31/2011 5:22 pm
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You should count yourself lucky that you haven't experienced a Dutch Oven. I don't recommend it.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/31/2011 5:25 pm
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Seems like we read the same paper.

It's not a job I would do. I wonder how they do measure it?
Maybe you have to eat loads of baked beans first.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/31/2011 5:26 pm
    Quoting NotSoDarkKnight:
    You know it's love when you are comfortable enough to not only fart in front of them but to give them a dutch oven.
Love or not, they still deserve a smack for doing it.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/31/2011 5:27 pm
    Quoting satsubplus1:
    I prefer making fanny farts hehe. It's been too long mind

Now how did I know you were going to say that?


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
7/31/2011 6:40 pm

 Did you know that in Tudor times it was considered good manners to belch and fart after a meal in order to express satisfaction to the chef?
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SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
7/31/2011 7:09 pm

 It seems mother nature has a reason for everything.

This one is hard to figure.

Unless of course it is because too much shagging really isn't good for you.
Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/1/2011 12:44 am
    Quoting Mygentlecaress:
    Did you know that in Tudor times it was considered good manners to belch and fart after a meal in order to express satisfaction to the chef?
I knew about the belching, but not the farting.
Look out if anyone wants to do that at my dinner table. A thank you would be nice.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/1/2011 12:47 am
    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    It seems mother nature has a reason for everything.

    This one is hard to figure.

    Unless of course it is because too much shagging really isn't good for you.
Given the chance, I still think that shagging is very good for you. The good far out weighs the bad.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/1/2011 11:57 pm
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But what if we are cat lovers?


lifebegins63 61M

8/2/2011 12:36 pm

 Ah ... but do you believe it ??

regards


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/2/2011 1:16 pm

 You could try the experiment and let me know.

All you need is a piece of paper to jot down how many times you fart. An empty bottle to catch the gas, and one of the lovely ladies on here to have sex with so you swallow lots of air.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/2/2011 2:29 pm
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Would a toy dog work? That's the only type of dog I would have.


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
8/2/2011 5:15 pm

 Playing 'Dutch Ovens' is only fun when I'm doing the farting, otherwise it's just plain disgusting.

I don't know where you came up with 14, I reckon it'd be more like 114. Expecially after eating 6 to 8 green crunchy pears.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/3/2011 2:00 am
    Quoting rm_puddinghead4:
    Playing 'Dutch Ovens' is only fun when I'm doing the farting, otherwise it's just plain disgusting.

    I don't know where you came up with 14, I reckon it'd be more like 114. Expecially after eating 6 to 8 green crunchy pears.
Glad I don't share a bed with you, with all your farting.

I got the info from a mag that comes with the Sunday paper, can't say I did the experimentation.

Don't think I could eat all of those pears in one sitting, or I'd end up sitting on the toot.


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