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Tiny One "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh..." 'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse.. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling. 'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?' 'Why is it so swollen ?,' Fred replied. She ran out of the room. |
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OMG, THATS GREAT!
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 AKA The Clit Whisperer. 
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OMG, THATS GREAT!  
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 Brat!
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She might have been good at playing 'Hide and Seek' as a child.
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Nursing must be a very interesting occupation. Reminds me of my life at school back in Merry Olde England in the dark ages of the swinging 60's. The most dreaded annual event was the compulsory health inspection when nurses from the health dept. would shack up in the medical room and eventually it would be the turn of our class to line up outside to get the once over. It was the same old routine every year so we would know exactly what to expect. Strip down to your knickers, get weighed, measured, eyes tested, poked in the mouth with a lollypop stick while trying to say "AH", have your head checked for lice etc. etc. until finally the really dreaded bit being asked to drop your drawers and cough. So knowing what was coming and as young adolescents that sported boners half the bloody day, you had to concentrate on the worst things you could think off such as the maths teacher you were would later be confronted with for not doing your homework. Like I believe most of my peers, I survived this ordeal probably close to 10 times without loosing my composure but it only occured to me much later in life to wonder what those nurses must have thought about us for not responding when their cold hands cupped our balls. Perhaps most of the time they would send old hags to do the job but sometimes the nurse cant have been much older than we were. Now I think if a female nurse was to give me the once over today I would be more concerned about NOT getting a boner. Sir Teezalot WAR IS ABSURD
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OOOPS......almost forgot to wish you happy new year darling. Have a deliciously decadent new decade. Sir Teezalot WAR IS ABSURD
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Ran out of the room? ...... Needed a pee did she? 
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OOOPS......almost forgot to wish you happy new year darling. Have a deliciously decadent new decade.  to you too.Imagine if they still did that type of inspection these days, in the schools. Sure you would have no trouble showing the nurse these days what you are made of. Lol
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Glad you guys can still laugh at male jokes. Shows you have a GSOH. Don't mean anything nasty.....
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Ran out of the room? ...... Needed a pee did she? Hope she didn't say that she had to go to the little girls room.
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you get the prize for today with that one
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you get the prize for today with that one
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I wonder what my prize would be.
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Thanks!
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Hahaha! I've got Fred covered because mines more like AA size (when it's 'swollen'). A great joke.
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Thanks!
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Hahaha! I've got Fred covered because mines more like AA size (when it's 'swollen'). A great joke. I don't believe you. You know what they say about the size of a mans ear? 
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Glad you guys can still laugh at male jokes. Shows you have a GSOH. Don't mean anything nasty.....
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if i want to poke fun at others and situations, then I expect that I might be made fun of myself, and will laugh right along with everyone else.
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1/7/2010 1:35 pm |
But now we’ll never know why it was so swollen...hey, that could be handy and helpful information one day! H. 
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'Handy' you say. Maybe the hand had something to do with it. 
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