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Blogs > sexymermaid6956 > Mermaids rear window

Wanted  

sexymermaid6956 70F
10106 posts
12/21/2008 4:38 am

Last Read:
12/24/2008 3:36 pm
Wanted
Wanted

All stations are to be on the lookout for the following
individual(s) that are WANTED by an agency(ies) within the United
States of America. The US State Department has expressed interest
in extraditing the following individual(s) from anywhere in the
world.

NAME
Kringle, Christopher Also Known As Santa, Hunk, Bad Boy Saint Nick

RACE
Unknown

HEIGHT
6' 0"

WEIGHT
185 lbs

SCARS/TATTOOS
Across both buttocks words Merry Christmas.

LAST SEEN WEARING
Red suit pants and matching sleeveless Jacket. Commando. Red hat,
with white tassel.

KNOWN TO BE DRIVING
1964 red convertible, with a nine Reindeer powered engine. Vehicle
was displaying a red light on front, in violation of the State of
Alaska Vehicle and Traffic law.

WANTED FOR THE FOLLOWING CIMINAL VIOLATIONS
- Being Jolly in a No Jolly zone,
- Breaking and entering dwellings,
- Leaving un-addressed packages in violation of US Postal Laws,
- Intentional dumping of reindeer feces in sewer drains in
violation of US EPA Laws,
- Unlawful crossing of US Borders without reporting the crossing
to US Customs,
- Failure to obtain a non-resident work permit from INS,
- Operating a motor vehicle that is not in compliance with US DOT
regulations,
- Unlawful work practice in violation of the Equal Opportunity
laws of the USA (Will not employ people taller than 4 feet),
- Excess noise from motor vehicle in violation of State of Alaska
Vehicle and Traffic laws (Sound of HO HO HO coming from
vehicle),
- Failure to respond to repeated request for Identification by FAA
Flight controllers, Violation of the sovereign airspace of the
United States of America.

Individual is known to force Goodwill and Peace upon all men/women.
Has been known to assault people with vicious bouts of laughter and
fun.

If contact is made with the above individual, caution should be
taken as to not become happy & joyful, especially with thoughts of
sugarplums.

Detain individual and contact either Detective Grinch, North Pole
Police Dept., Alaska, OR Special Agent Scrooge of the Federal
Bureau of Investigation.










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Seduce my mind and my body
welshdragon10 67M
10266 posts
12/21/2008 5:48 am

 IF YOU WANT ME YOU HAVE CUM AND GET ME
CUM KNOW MERMAID AND SIT ON SANTAS KNEE

ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD
THE PAST WE CANNOT CHANGE
BUT THE FUTURE IS OUR,S TO WRITE





cyber69jock 59M

12/21/2008 5:53 am

 Ho! Ho! Ho!
The pants of my red suit have buttons. I have them ready for you to unbutton. That's what I expect (instead of milk and cookies) when I come to your house Christmas Eve. So meet me by the fireplace when everyone else is asleep and you can unbutton my pants then.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
It's the naughty gal who gets my present.


NeedmoreNOW2006 64F
6285 posts
12/21/2008 6:00 am

 Oh Lord, if Santa looked like that I would stay up and wait! Fun post!

Merry Christmas!


dreamsofromance 65M

12/21/2008 7:08 am

 Good one Nan...apparently this hunk was spotted on the 401 somewhere near...waiting for my sources at CBC to confirm


NudistSwinger123
(DONALD NIVEN) 66M

12/21/2008 7:50 am

 I'LL KEEP OL' ONE EYE OUT FOR YOU ^:=J

[image]

HERE IS A PHOTO OF YOUR NEW RED CONVERTIBLE I HAVE FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE
LOVE YA'
DONN
"MERRY CHRISTMAS" MY LOVE


rm_Droopyone4 66M
3935 posts
12/21/2008 8:14 am

 Your dotty you are, had one to many Sherries this year.

Ooooh, does that mean you lose all your inhibitions and take all your clothes off?
Matron said if I watch you naughty ladies I will go blind. I am going to risk one eye.


papyrina 58F
21123 posts
12/21/2008 9:36 am

 loved it.

Sadly if the mythical Santa did exist he would get hammered by violations

I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


DearSantaPlease 64M

12/21/2008 10:26 am

 ... and Santa was under the impression you "WANTED" him brought to "you" if he were apprehended?????


DearSantaPlease 64M

12/21/2008 1:05 pm

 Santa says "Only the NAUGHTIEST girls get presents this year!"

Are 'you' on My list?


sparrow612 56M/50F
Ask me for a photo

12/21/2008 3:15 pm

 sweetie - ill keep y eye outand let him know to meet you in bed soon huggs sweetie


rm_lyssyloooooo 62F
2131 posts
12/22/2008 1:47 am

 I'll wait up for that Santa, too, Nan. And I would not be doing any reporting to the NP police department nor the FBI, I want him all to myself, sweetie.

Peace~n~Love~n~Hugs~n~Kisses...Lys


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
12/22/2008 1:03 pm

 Ho, ho, ho!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


blockhead37 55M

12/22/2008 4:36 pm

 Well jingle his bells and stuff your stockings..Here's to perhaps the most kindest and most considerate angel of the season on Senior Sizzle.
Nan, for your dedication and selfless love for others you definitely on Santa's "nice list". Seriously Nan, you are an angel, thank you for showing us the true meaning of christmas....
A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.


LittleTeapot888 65F
14079 posts
12/24/2008 12:52 pm

 Mermie.
in re
We Canucks must keep mum about Daddio X-mas. Can't let those Yankees get their governmental mitts on him.



If you think that I'm perfect - you're right!

Proud Canadian!


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
12/24/2008 3:36 pm
    Quoting LittleTeapot888:
    Mermie.
    in re
    We Canucks must keep mum about Daddio X-mas. Can't let those Yankees get their governmental mitts on him.


ok my friend...we will take turns gaurding him....

the best to you sweet friend

loves ya!!!!
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Seduce my mind and my body


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