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Is that a mouse in your pocket....
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Is that a mouse in your pocket....  or are you just happy to see me? LOL Ah the 'dreaded' tent in the ol pants. You gals don't have to worry or deal with this issue but us guys sure do. I had to yesterday that's for sure. I had a meeting I needed to be at and of course, I was running late. I was in my office and when I finally finished up the phone call I was on, I stood up to head to the meeting and BOING, I had a giant tent in my pants. I have NO idea why, I hadn't been thinking or doing anything sexual but never the less, there it was. How the hell could I go walk into a meeting full of people, late, sporting a Coleman 4 sleeper size tent in my pants? What's worse is that typically, once it happens, whatever you TRY to do to aleviate the situation only makes it worse! I finally said the hell with it and figurd that the walk from my office to the conference room would take care of things, hoping I didn't run into anybody along the way, I walked out into the hall. Of course I ran right into my AA as soon as I walked out. She was coming over to remind me about the meeting. Try as I might to hide the tent, I couldn't and I watched her eyes as they moved down that way and then back up to mine. She didn't say anything but she didn't have to, it was all right there in both her expression and her eyes which only served to make things WORSE! I turned away and kept walking, fast which really did little to deflate the situation as the feeling of my pants rubbing against my rock hard cock only served to make it harder! I finally got to the conference room and tried to 'slide' in as stealthy as I could and luckily there was a chair right by the door which I immediatly sat down in. I know the people were looking at me a bit wierd but at least, as far as I could tell, nobody noticed the massive erection I had in my pants. Finally, after a few minutes of 'business talk' etc, my 'boy' finally decided to calm down and my rock hard erection subsided. Whew! Has this ever happened to you guys? How about you gals, have you ever noticed one of your fellow co-workders sporting a pop-up tent?  -tm |
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Being a girl, I may have caused that to happen a few times, but the funniest one in recent history I remember is Pit Bull doing a song with Jennifer Lopez and she went op to him and grinded against him and poor boy was left with a damn nice tent which he just had to keep right up front and center while he finished the song! (I've loved Pit Bull even more after that. LO 
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Yes. I should spank you for stealing my topic.  ?*
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Wow! I was literally just about to write about the same subject! My boy usually behaves pretty well, considering how often I get an erection. I do remember being in the pool at school and it was time to get out and UH OH! So there I was the last in the pool not wanting to get out cause of my erection. If the teachers didn't notice my fellow students would have. Being a teen boy in a locker room full of guys and having an erection would not be a good thing. So I decided the best thing to do was to get detention and just stay in the pool. I refused to get out and after a few minutes (and the number of detentions climbing higher) he still wasn't down. By now I had an audience too. Lots of kids cheering me on. I wasn't really popular so for them to see me act like this was a hoot for them. After what seemed an eternity he was down and I got out. I took the detentions with pride. I had saved myself embarrassment and earned the respect of my peers. If only they knew why I had done it lol. That's the only time I can think of, apart from being around people I've been flirting with etc.
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