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You gonna stick WHAT where??
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You gonna stick WHAT where??  I'm sure most of us have used various non-traditional items in our sex play over the years, haven't we? I know I've used wine bottles an eggplant, cucumbers, carrots and all manner of other food/veggies along with various candles, wood handles and once even a hair brush in order to fuck my lover.. (And myself for that matter). Shoot, my good friend 'Lori' fucked my ass with her foot one night... LOL So, now that I've pulled my pants down, lets hear it from you folks. What 'alternative' items have you stuffed inside your lover or yourself in order to reach orgasmic bliss? Come on, fess up  -tmP.s. The eggplant WAS one of those big purple ones and the girl in question not only loved every bit of it, she took the whole damn thing inside her humongous pussy and BEGGED for more. |
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Oh yeah! I love fisting. The sight of my rather large fist, totally engulfed by my baby's pussy, is just one POWERFUL erotic vision. The feeling of her pussy pulsating, feeling her cervix with my fingers etc mmmmmmmm G-d I love fisting also -tm
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Like TicklePlease, I work in Pathology as part of my job and the Surgical Pathology department is right next to our lab. I think I've blogged about this before, but one day one of the Surg Path residents came over to our side and told us they'd just finished a workup on a sample sent to them by the ER. Seems someone had come into ER with a foreign object up his ass...turned out to be a 4" diameter Yankee Candle jar, lid and all (we guessed the lid had to be there because it was 'rounded') and, of course, the jar broke, perforating his intestines pretty badly - probably will wear an ostomy bag the rest of his life - and of course, medical gallows humor was in full swing on that one! But the "Eww" and laughter was over the fact that when they opened the sample bag, there was no doubt in anyone working in SurgPath that day that the candle "flavor" was Apple Pie.
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I used to work for a pathologists office at a hospital and we were in charge of "identifying" the objects that people had stuffed up inside themselves and couldn't get out without professional help. Candles were the #1 choice, followed by bottles. Sometimes our docs would get funny and describe the bottle in GREAT detail for us to transcribe. I've never used anything other than sex toy to have fun with..... Although the corn on the cob glass dildo wAS a lot of fun!
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I have a weird thing with food so I'd never use food as a sex toy. Honestly I'm not sure I've used anything out of the ordinary for that. I know, unbelievable, right? I have a friend who is funny as hell who often says if he had a pussy, he'd be stuffing everything up there. LOL ***
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